rudehombre
@fernandfen.bsky.social
Alex - Aspiring lump of moss and detritus 🌿 Let me pet your rodents 🐀🐁 they/them
(My aunt's friend called me a rude hombre for calling out his transphobia hence the name. Fun fact.)
(My aunt's friend called me a rude hombre for calling out his transphobia hence the name. Fun fact.)
You wanna know some cosmic irony and honestly cosmic bullying?
I feel so much better buzzed. Alcohol dilates my vascular system enough so that I have warmth and feeling in my hands and feet and also quiets and slows my brain enough to do one task at a time, uninterrupted. Fuck you ADHD and Raynauds
I feel so much better buzzed. Alcohol dilates my vascular system enough so that I have warmth and feeling in my hands and feet and also quiets and slows my brain enough to do one task at a time, uninterrupted. Fuck you ADHD and Raynauds
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
You wanna know some cosmic irony and honestly cosmic bullying?
I feel so much better buzzed. Alcohol dilates my vascular system enough so that I have warmth and feeling in my hands and feet and also quiets and slows my brain enough to do one task at a time, uninterrupted. Fuck you ADHD and Raynauds
I feel so much better buzzed. Alcohol dilates my vascular system enough so that I have warmth and feeling in my hands and feet and also quiets and slows my brain enough to do one task at a time, uninterrupted. Fuck you ADHD and Raynauds
I wish I could google inconsequential things
like
how did this little chunk of garlic WITH SKIN ON get in my banana bread?
I will never know
like
how did this little chunk of garlic WITH SKIN ON get in my banana bread?
I will never know
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I wish I could google inconsequential things
like
how did this little chunk of garlic WITH SKIN ON get in my banana bread?
I will never know
like
how did this little chunk of garlic WITH SKIN ON get in my banana bread?
I will never know
tfw you can hear your rabbit snoring outside your office door
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
tfw you can hear your rabbit snoring outside your office door
The new Frankenstein movie made me cry UGH. The cycle of abuse, the messiness of humans, the philosophical and existential question of "Why am I here??"
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The new Frankenstein movie made me cry UGH. The cycle of abuse, the messiness of humans, the philosophical and existential question of "Why am I here??"
I’ve seen auroras twice now from my rooftop in St. Paul and ooooo I just love that so much
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’ve seen auroras twice now from my rooftop in St. Paul and ooooo I just love that so much
sitting down to actually look at the hypermobility EDS criteria and... ah haha... oh
luffy from one piece says " me ? i 'm a rubber man " in front of a building
ALT: luffy from one piece says " me ? i 'm a rubber man " in front of a building
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
sitting down to actually look at the hypermobility EDS criteria and... ah haha... oh
Ashnikko's new album is hitting me right in the autism bisexual weirdo self in the most magical way
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ashnikko's new album is hitting me right in the autism bisexual weirdo self in the most magical way
The way I want ashnikko to boss me around.. whew
Respectfully
Respectfully
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The way I want ashnikko to boss me around.. whew
Respectfully
Respectfully
got some poppi soda on clearance and it's bad! The marketing is stupid and it makes me want either a real soda or kombucha. And the stevia makes it taste off.
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
got some poppi soda on clearance and it's bad! The marketing is stupid and it makes me want either a real soda or kombucha. And the stevia makes it taste off.
xfinity stop damaging our fiber internet cable challege: impossible
October 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
xfinity stop damaging our fiber internet cable challege: impossible
Tylenol better sue the orange man and his regime for false medical claims or some shit
September 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tylenol better sue the orange man and his regime for false medical claims or some shit
I have so many different orb weaver spiders in my back yard and I love them all 😭😭😭😭
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have so many different orb weaver spiders in my back yard and I love them all 😭😭😭😭
Putting trim up on my garage :') This has been such a long process :')
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Putting trim up on my garage :') This has been such a long process :')
My partner: changes shirts a minimum of 3 times a day if it’s hot and he gets sweaty
Me: guess it’s a stinky dirty day I’ll figure it out later
Me: guess it’s a stinky dirty day I’ll figure it out later
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My partner: changes shirts a minimum of 3 times a day if it’s hot and he gets sweaty
Me: guess it’s a stinky dirty day I’ll figure it out later
Me: guess it’s a stinky dirty day I’ll figure it out later
I wish I could google where I put random tools in my house cause what the fuck where is my framing hammer 😭😭😭
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I wish I could google where I put random tools in my house cause what the fuck where is my framing hammer 😭😭😭
I was never good at making/holding onto friends and after a lot of reflection over the years 1. I was definitely not doing a great job of it and 2. I have come to love my very very small social life cause I’m so busy following my own joy
September 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was never good at making/holding onto friends and after a lot of reflection over the years 1. I was definitely not doing a great job of it and 2. I have come to love my very very small social life cause I’m so busy following my own joy
I definitely had to deconstruct being "glad" if/when someone dies. The entitlement to taking someone else's life... is just not the right answer. Relief upon someone's passing because they won't spread hateful rhetoric anymore? Sure.
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I definitely had to deconstruct being "glad" if/when someone dies. The entitlement to taking someone else's life... is just not the right answer. Relief upon someone's passing because they won't spread hateful rhetoric anymore? Sure.
finally got the construction dumpster picked up and the tree stumps trimmed near my garage and I feel so capable omg
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
finally got the construction dumpster picked up and the tree stumps trimmed near my garage and I feel so capable omg
I cannot curl a 25 pound weight but somehow I make do with chopping wood and carrying full 4x8 sheets of OSB
These noodle arms get shit done
These noodle arms get shit done
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I cannot curl a 25 pound weight but somehow I make do with chopping wood and carrying full 4x8 sheets of OSB
These noodle arms get shit done
These noodle arms get shit done
holy shit getting the swing just right using a maul and splitting wood feels so good I totally understand lumberjacks now
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
holy shit getting the swing just right using a maul and splitting wood feels so good I totally understand lumberjacks now
My brain is not made for planning multiple step projects jfc I really need to get assessed and help for ADHD
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My brain is not made for planning multiple step projects jfc I really need to get assessed and help for ADHD
The dead don’t die is fucking fantastic
“Absurdist” I guess but I would also like to classify it as “autism vibes” and so I had a great time watching
“Absurdist” I guess but I would also like to classify it as “autism vibes” and so I had a great time watching
September 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The dead don’t die is fucking fantastic
“Absurdist” I guess but I would also like to classify it as “autism vibes” and so I had a great time watching
“Absurdist” I guess but I would also like to classify it as “autism vibes” and so I had a great time watching
I dropped a log on my toe and it split at the cuticle but also I’m doing demolition work on my garage and sustained zero injuries from that so far so I’ll take it
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I dropped a log on my toe and it split at the cuticle but also I’m doing demolition work on my garage and sustained zero injuries from that so far so I’ll take it
Holding a tree funeral for a stranger for their beloved houseplant :') He will go back to the earth by way of my compost, feeding next year's plants <3
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Holding a tree funeral for a stranger for their beloved houseplant :') He will go back to the earth by way of my compost, feeding next year's plants <3
Stepped full foot into dog barf this morning, happy friday
August 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stepped full foot into dog barf this morning, happy friday