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@fernballew.bsky.social

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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2h

The world you first watched Baker 3 in no longer exists.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4h

She said all skate videos look the same to her and then asked why I don’t skate bigger spots

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 21h

Wife keeps sending me Neen’s fitness and cooking IG content so I sent her his 2013 Deathwish part. Will report back.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 21h

Wife keeps sending me Neen’s fitness and cooking IG content so I sent her his 2013 Deathwish part. Will report back.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

Conservatives will be like “I know a war zone!” and then take you here.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

Skateboarding across America to raise awareness of me.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

The difference between a YouTube skater and a skater who uses YouTube is whether or not they directly address the camera.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2d

Another protester's case dismissed:

Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 2d

Case dismissed without prejudice. Conditions of release vacated.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

SUPREME X ICE

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 1d

Having to reschedule filming a pro skater’s Day In The Life due to their manager not approving their time-off request

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Gustav pushing in ways previously thought to be impossible.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

The lion doesn’t concern himself with the lingering skate injury that should’ve healed up by now.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Wanna feel old? This guy just failed his fifth police entrance exam.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Heavy is the hand that holds the VX1000 MK1

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 2d

Texas National Guard shouldn’t be here in Chicago they should be back home consoling the Roger Skate Co. dudes.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 3d

Back on my bullshit (running)

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

Learning to skate transition in your 30s is harder than learning another language.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

Skating with a weighted vest to feel what it’s like to be Brandon Biebel.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

I hate breaking in new skate shoes I just want to skip to the part where my wife doesn’t want me wearing them in public.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

Asking the homie smoking a blunt at the skatepark to ash on my shoes and deck so they feel broken in faster.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

NB is not beating the Dad skate shoe allegations and that’s OKAY.

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 4d

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 5d

I know a plain white t-shirt hates to see Leo Romero coming.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 6d

“State-sponsored terrorism” what do you mean terrorists got sponsored before I did?

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fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 6d

I love Epicly Later'd so much I wish critical skate media was real.

fernballew.bsky.social @fernballew.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe ICE snatched them from their beds under the cover of darkness as friends.