@fernballew.bsky.social
Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
The skater in a bike helmet is a load-bearing member of every skatepark.
Mentally preparing for the very real possibility that I’m skating an indoor park tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The skater in a bike helmet is a load-bearing member of every skatepark.
Are you telling me these 90s are mid?
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Are you telling me these 90s are mid?
The most important part of editing any skate video is inherently knowing which clip viewers want and dare I say NEED to see twice back-to-back.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The most important part of editing any skate video is inherently knowing which clip viewers want and dare I say NEED to see twice back-to-back.
Somewhere a white person is planning a Thanksgiving dinner conversation that’s gonna fuck up their whole future. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somewhere a white person is planning a Thanksgiving dinner conversation that’s gonna fuck up their whole future. 😂
Mentally preparing for the very real possibility that I’m skating an indoor park tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mentally preparing for the very real possibility that I’m skating an indoor park tomorrow.
Thrasher posting enders five minutes after a part drops
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thrasher posting enders five minutes after a part drops
I want a skate industry where TJ Rogers feels comfortable to dress as the hucker he truly is.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I want a skate industry where TJ Rogers feels comfortable to dress as the hucker he truly is.
We’re so fucking back
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We’re so fucking back
We spend too much time glorifying older pro skaters resting on their laurels when we could be glorifying younger pro skaters resting on their laurels
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We spend too much time glorifying older pro skaters resting on their laurels when we could be glorifying younger pro skaters resting on their laurels
Guy who doesn’t know skate trick nomenclature saying he’s gonna get Steve to do a full cab on his Islamophobia.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Guy who doesn’t know skate trick nomenclature saying he’s gonna get Steve to do a full cab on his Islamophobia.
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
Noooo that’s my emotional support washed-up openly racist pro skateboarder
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Noooo that’s my emotional support washed-up openly racist pro skateboarder
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paul Shier walked so Antonio Durao could run
Just because a trick can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just because a trick can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
I’m all caught up on watching new skate videos now what
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m all caught up on watching new skate videos now what
SUPREME X DOJ collab deck that reveals the Epstein files as it gets skated
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
SUPREME X DOJ collab deck that reveals the Epstein files as it gets skated
I set up way too many skateboards for someone who doesn’t work at a skateshop.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I set up way too many skateboards for someone who doesn’t work at a skateshop.
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Landlords when they buy and move into a communal living building and have to live communally
Determining the age of a Chicago skate clip based on the progress of surrounding construction projects.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Determining the age of a Chicago skate clip based on the progress of surrounding construction projects.
1 skater vs. 4 decades of neglecting their health
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1 skater vs. 4 decades of neglecting their health
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Proudly raising the next generation of loiterers.
I don’t care if you got to watch the New Balance team skate it should’ve been me
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don’t care if you got to watch the New Balance team skate it should’ve been me
Forgot my phone so you’re just going to have to believe me when I say I started locking into crooked grinds today 💅🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Forgot my phone so you’re just going to have to believe me when I say I started locking into crooked grinds today 💅🏼