Alex Fernie
@ferniecommaalex.bsky.social
Let’s give this one a try. I’m a writer and a director and do improv comedy.
… I remembered that I am capable of murdering a koala.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
… I remembered that I am capable of murdering a koala.
This is national (not just NYC) polling on some of Mamdani's platform. Which is weird, because the oldest, wrongest people on Earth keep telling us that his ideas wouldn't fly anywhere but NYC... Huh. Could.... no. But maybe... could James Carville be... wrong?!
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is national (not just NYC) polling on some of Mamdani's platform. Which is weird, because the oldest, wrongest people on Earth keep telling us that his ideas wouldn't fly anywhere but NYC... Huh. Could.... no. But maybe... could James Carville be... wrong?!
It's impressive to write a sentence this completely, totally wrong, let alone have it be the opening line of your article in a major national newspaper.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's impressive to write a sentence this completely, totally wrong, let alone have it be the opening line of your article in a major national newspaper.
I turned on Fox to see how sad they were and holy shit look at this guy’s head!
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I turned on Fox to see how sad they were and holy shit look at this guy’s head!
Halloween is over! That means it's almost time for my favorite show of the year: THE THANKSGIVING FEAST SHOW!
With Corin Wells, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie & more!
11/26! Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
With Corin Wells, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie & more!
11/26! Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Halloween is over! That means it's almost time for my favorite show of the year: THE THANKSGIVING FEAST SHOW!
With Corin Wells, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie & more!
11/26! Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
With Corin Wells, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie & more!
11/26! Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
If you wanna come to this Saturday's all-ages Wildly Appropriate show with OSCAR NUNEZ, ANGELA GIARRATANA, SARAH CLASPELL & RYAN ROSENBERG, you might want to grab tickets soon, cuz it's gonna sell out!
Kids 5+ can get on stage and perform!
11/01 at 5:30 at UCB! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
Kids 5+ can get on stage and perform!
11/01 at 5:30 at UCB! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you wanna come to this Saturday's all-ages Wildly Appropriate show with OSCAR NUNEZ, ANGELA GIARRATANA, SARAH CLASPELL & RYAN ROSENBERG, you might want to grab tickets soon, cuz it's gonna sell out!
Kids 5+ can get on stage and perform!
11/01 at 5:30 at UCB! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
Kids 5+ can get on stage and perform!
11/01 at 5:30 at UCB! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
November 1st! Wildly Appropriate, UCB's all ages improv show where kids can get on stage is BACK! With some pretty incredible guests...
ÓSCAR NÚÑEZ! ANGELA GIARRATANA! SARAH CLASPELL! RYAN ROSENBERG!
Grab your tix now! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
ÓSCAR NÚÑEZ! ANGELA GIARRATANA! SARAH CLASPELL! RYAN ROSENBERG!
Grab your tix now! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
November 1st! Wildly Appropriate, UCB's all ages improv show where kids can get on stage is BACK! With some pretty incredible guests...
ÓSCAR NÚÑEZ! ANGELA GIARRATANA! SARAH CLASPELL! RYAN ROSENBERG!
Grab your tix now! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
ÓSCAR NÚÑEZ! ANGELA GIARRATANA! SARAH CLASPELL! RYAN ROSENBERG!
Grab your tix now! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
Looking at this headline feels like when you try to read something in a dream.
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Looking at this headline feels like when you try to read something in a dream.
TONIGHT! The 5th annual Convoy Gourds Nuts, a very serious celebration of gourds and improv!
9pm at WGIS! With improv from Convoy and Chris Tcholakian, May Darmon, Isabella Escalante, Benny Wayne Sully & Leonard Smith Jr!
Grab tix: www.crowdwork.com/e/convoy-gou...
9pm at WGIS! With improv from Convoy and Chris Tcholakian, May Darmon, Isabella Escalante, Benny Wayne Sully & Leonard Smith Jr!
Grab tix: www.crowdwork.com/e/convoy-gou...
October 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
TONIGHT! The 5th annual Convoy Gourds Nuts, a very serious celebration of gourds and improv!
9pm at WGIS! With improv from Convoy and Chris Tcholakian, May Darmon, Isabella Escalante, Benny Wayne Sully & Leonard Smith Jr!
Grab tix: www.crowdwork.com/e/convoy-gou...
9pm at WGIS! With improv from Convoy and Chris Tcholakian, May Darmon, Isabella Escalante, Benny Wayne Sully & Leonard Smith Jr!
Grab tix: www.crowdwork.com/e/convoy-gou...
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This class is starting soon! By the end of 6 weeks you're gonna be so good at The Pretty Flower, your head will spin!
Check it out: ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Check it out: ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This class is starting soon! By the end of 6 weeks you're gonna be so good at The Pretty Flower, your head will spin!
Check it out: ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Check it out: ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Wednesday! We're doing our thing at UCB! Convoy & Hebecky Drysbell! 10/01 at 7pm!
Grab tickets! ucbcomedy.com/show/convoy-...
Grab tickets! ucbcomedy.com/show/convoy-...
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wednesday! We're doing our thing at UCB! Convoy & Hebecky Drysbell! 10/01 at 7pm!
Grab tickets! ucbcomedy.com/show/convoy-...
Grab tickets! ucbcomedy.com/show/convoy-...
“And what do you call that act?”
“Bluesky!”
“Bluesky!”
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“And what do you call that act?”
“Bluesky!”
“Bluesky!”
Keep talking like that, you might make me start to think that your sign doesn't actually mean anything and that astrology is a pseudoscience that leads a lot of people to far more dangerous pseudosciences once they fully buy in. But surely that can't be true.
September 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Keep talking like that, you might make me start to think that your sign doesn't actually mean anything and that astrology is a pseudoscience that leads a lot of people to far more dangerous pseudosciences once they fully buy in. But surely that can't be true.
Tonight! Convoy is performing at the Lyric Hyperion with a bunch of other great acts in a show to welcome back our pal Jimmy who had some real bad health luck this year! Come check it out!
www.eventbrite.com/e/wed-like-t...
www.eventbrite.com/e/wed-like-t...
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Tonight! Convoy is performing at the Lyric Hyperion with a bunch of other great acts in a show to welcome back our pal Jimmy who had some real bad health luck this year! Come check it out!
www.eventbrite.com/e/wed-like-t...
www.eventbrite.com/e/wed-like-t...
Jonathan Haidt teaming up with Bari Weiss honestly makes a lot of sense. This is going to give the most insufferable on Facebook and Nextdoor a lot of links to send each other.
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Jonathan Haidt teaming up with Bari Weiss honestly makes a lot of sense. This is going to give the most insufferable on Facebook and Nextdoor a lot of links to send each other.
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, hey, I'm teaching a class on the Pretty Flower at UCB soon, if that sort of thing is of interest to you!
Come do some improv and hear me say the phrases "core scene" and "exploratory tag run" a bunch!
ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Come do some improv and hear me say the phrases "core scene" and "exploratory tag run" a bunch!
ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
August 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Oh, hey, I'm teaching a class on the Pretty Flower at UCB soon, if that sort of thing is of interest to you!
Come do some improv and hear me say the phrases "core scene" and "exploratory tag run" a bunch!
ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Come do some improv and hear me say the phrases "core scene" and "exploratory tag run" a bunch!
ucbcomedy.com/courses/?eve...
Here is Biden's ambassador to Israel saying that sometimes innocent children can be legitimate military targets , as long as they're related to people you consider an enemy. Just in case you're still confused why a lot of people rejected Biden's embrace of genocide.
August 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Here is Biden's ambassador to Israel saying that sometimes innocent children can be legitimate military targets , as long as they're related to people you consider an enemy. Just in case you're still confused why a lot of people rejected Biden's embrace of genocide.
This quote from 1976 absolutely ROASTS the dweebs who keep convincing themselves their computers are talking to them.
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
August 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This quote from 1976 absolutely ROASTS the dweebs who keep convincing themselves their computers are talking to them.
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
Like, it’s really hard to overstate how much I hate shit like this.
August 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Like, it’s really hard to overstate how much I hate shit like this.
Piece of shit ICE fascists are swarming Little Tokyo. Posted up outside the Japanese American Museum threatening people with internment. Impossible to overstate how disgusting these people are.
August 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Piece of shit ICE fascists are swarming Little Tokyo. Posted up outside the Japanese American Museum threatening people with internment. Impossible to overstate how disgusting these people are.