Fernsmansion
@fernsmansion.bsky.social
It's ya gorl. Ya gorl tired.
She|Her
She|Her
Boy math is when a man looks you *dead straight* in the eye, and says "last he checked" he was 5'10" 🤣🤣
April 8, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Boy math is when a man looks you *dead straight* in the eye, and says "last he checked" he was 5'10" 🤣🤣
Telling people things like 'exercise helps me decompress, mentally unwind etc.' As if I don't just dissociate for 60 mins with like 4 songs on loop 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️➡️
April 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Telling people things like 'exercise helps me decompress, mentally unwind etc.' As if I don't just dissociate for 60 mins with like 4 songs on loop 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️➡️
Whisky neat? Coffee black? Bed at 3!?
Same bro 🤌🏽
Turns out it's depression bro 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Same bro 🤌🏽
Turns out it's depression bro 🤌🏽🤌🏽
March 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Whisky neat? Coffee black? Bed at 3!?
Same bro 🤌🏽
Turns out it's depression bro 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Same bro 🤌🏽
Turns out it's depression bro 🤌🏽🤌🏽
This year's Big Fat Quiz is going to be 🔥🍿🐸☕️
March 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
This year's Big Fat Quiz is going to be 🔥🍿🐸☕️
"All that money and still sick, health truly is the only wealth 💐🙏🏽"
No.
Wealth is the only wealth. People die because of lack of accessibility in a system where the level of healthcare depends on money paid.
2024 has just started, be so fr and stop feeling bad for billionaires 🙄
No.
Wealth is the only wealth. People die because of lack of accessibility in a system where the level of healthcare depends on money paid.
2024 has just started, be so fr and stop feeling bad for billionaires 🙄
March 6, 2024 at 4:19 AM
"All that money and still sick, health truly is the only wealth 💐🙏🏽"
No.
Wealth is the only wealth. People die because of lack of accessibility in a system where the level of healthcare depends on money paid.
2024 has just started, be so fr and stop feeling bad for billionaires 🙄
No.
Wealth is the only wealth. People die because of lack of accessibility in a system where the level of healthcare depends on money paid.
2024 has just started, be so fr and stop feeling bad for billionaires 🙄
Who is this random woman on my weather app? Does she have dreams? has she known love?
February 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Who is this random woman on my weather app? Does she have dreams? has she known love?
My services to society in 2024 will be indicating what the change made to my edited whatsapp message was 🙏🏽
January 27, 2024 at 5:29 AM
My services to society in 2024 will be indicating what the change made to my edited whatsapp message was 🙏🏽
YOU! - A filthy animal
ME! - Wishing ya a Merry Christmas
ME! - Wishing ya a Merry Christmas
December 25, 2023 at 3:57 AM
YOU! - A filthy animal
ME! - Wishing ya a Merry Christmas
ME! - Wishing ya a Merry Christmas
1. A person, usually 20-, posts an edgy relationship-based tweet
2. Another person, usually 30+ and very unaware facetiousness exists, responds with Indian conservative pseudo advice
3. Me, definitely not knowing either party, wakes up with it as a morning notification because sure I guess?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. Another person, usually 30+ and very unaware facetiousness exists, responds with Indian conservative pseudo advice
3. Me, definitely not knowing either party, wakes up with it as a morning notification because sure I guess?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2023 at 3:29 AM
1. A person, usually 20-, posts an edgy relationship-based tweet
2. Another person, usually 30+ and very unaware facetiousness exists, responds with Indian conservative pseudo advice
3. Me, definitely not knowing either party, wakes up with it as a morning notification because sure I guess?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. Another person, usually 30+ and very unaware facetiousness exists, responds with Indian conservative pseudo advice
3. Me, definitely not knowing either party, wakes up with it as a morning notification because sure I guess?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Happy to announce that this December is being sponsored by cryptid documentaries, gothic novels, and a deep dive into the MonsterVerse.
December 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Happy to announce that this December is being sponsored by cryptid documentaries, gothic novels, and a deep dive into the MonsterVerse.
Reposted by Fernsmansion
If you want to donate to Chennai’s flood recovery efforts #MadrasSky #Tamilnadu
December 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM
If you want to donate to Chennai’s flood recovery efforts #MadrasSky #Tamilnadu
How to cope with a hobby that requires socialization but a large amount of the people you have to socialise with (coughmencough) are gd insufferable condescending gatekeepers?
December 8, 2023 at 5:08 AM
How to cope with a hobby that requires socialization but a large amount of the people you have to socialise with (coughmencough) are gd insufferable condescending gatekeepers?
Very impressed with toddler who, having no word for it in their vocabulary, called a mermaid "baby AND a shark"
December 5, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Very impressed with toddler who, having no word for it in their vocabulary, called a mermaid "baby AND a shark"
Meeting someone who has the same personality quirks: aww (I hate them with a seething passion) we're like twins! (there can only be one)
December 2, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Meeting someone who has the same personality quirks: aww (I hate them with a seething passion) we're like twins! (there can only be one)
Out of context subskeet observation: The disconnect and dissonance a gaslighter can brew would be kind of impressive if it didn't break my heart watching it happen in real-time
November 24, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Out of context subskeet observation: The disconnect and dissonance a gaslighter can brew would be kind of impressive if it didn't break my heart watching it happen in real-time
Reposted by Fernsmansion
The deepfake crisis for women and girls has grown tremendously. It isn’t mentioned in most AI discourse, even though it’s the primary use of deepfakes by far. Now, it is being used to victimize dozens of teen girls. The perpetrators include their male classmates
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
For teen girls victimized by ‘deepfake’ nudes, there is little recourse
The FBI has warned that technology used to create pornographic deepfake photos and videos was improving and being used for harassment and sextortion.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM
The deepfake crisis for women and girls has grown tremendously. It isn’t mentioned in most AI discourse, even though it’s the primary use of deepfakes by far. Now, it is being used to victimize dozens of teen girls. The perpetrators include their male classmates
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
So I just had to find out about the Foo Fighters Bee Gees cover album all by myself, huh? No one had the *decency* to tell me, huh?? Shaaame shame 🕺🏽🪩
November 23, 2023 at 12:57 PM
So I just had to find out about the Foo Fighters Bee Gees cover album all by myself, huh? No one had the *decency* to tell me, huh?? Shaaame shame 🕺🏽🪩
✨️ Manifesting a warm pizza, cold kombucha, and someone to dissect petty irrelevant drama with ✨️
November 23, 2023 at 3:54 AM
✨️ Manifesting a warm pizza, cold kombucha, and someone to dissect petty irrelevant drama with ✨️
My Reading List for bookclub's themed month covering Celebrity Tell-Alls):
1. Britney Spears - The Woman in Me
2. Jennette McCurdy - I'm Glad My Mom Died
3. Busy Philipps - This Will Only Hurt a Little
(Cont'd...)
1. Britney Spears - The Woman in Me
2. Jennette McCurdy - I'm Glad My Mom Died
3. Busy Philipps - This Will Only Hurt a Little
(Cont'd...)
November 20, 2023 at 3:20 PM
My Reading List for bookclub's themed month covering Celebrity Tell-Alls):
1. Britney Spears - The Woman in Me
2. Jennette McCurdy - I'm Glad My Mom Died
3. Busy Philipps - This Will Only Hurt a Little
(Cont'd...)
1. Britney Spears - The Woman in Me
2. Jennette McCurdy - I'm Glad My Mom Died
3. Busy Philipps - This Will Only Hurt a Little
(Cont'd...)
Reposted by Fernsmansion
"I remember first thinking about Gates’s size when he built his house on the shore of Lake Washington decades ago: how much could one man eat and excrete to occupy a home with six kitchens and 24 bathrooms?"
@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social in the Guardian ->
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social in the Guardian ->
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Billionaires are out of touch and much too powerful. The planet is in trouble | Rebecca Solnit
The 1% aren’t just the biggest climate wreckers, they also greatly influence how the world responds to the crisis, says Guardian US columnist Rebecca Solnit
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2023 at 9:56 AM
"I remember first thinking about Gates’s size when he built his house on the shore of Lake Washington decades ago: how much could one man eat and excrete to occupy a home with six kitchens and 24 bathrooms?"
@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social in the Guardian ->
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social in the Guardian ->
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
V.fascinated when older generations get worked up about "selfish and bad" behaviour because 8/10 times you'll find out that they're actually referring to things like 'personal boundaries' or 'mindful disengagment from toxic conversations'🫴🏽
November 17, 2023 at 9:18 AM
V.fascinated when older generations get worked up about "selfish and bad" behaviour because 8/10 times you'll find out that they're actually referring to things like 'personal boundaries' or 'mindful disengagment from toxic conversations'🫴🏽
'Tis the season to start carrying knitting everywhere while frantically trying to finish up gift knits I thought I had more time to do
Fa la la la la
La la la fuckkk 🫠🎄
Fa la la la la
La la la fuckkk 🫠🎄
November 17, 2023 at 5:14 AM
'Tis the season to start carrying knitting everywhere while frantically trying to finish up gift knits I thought I had more time to do
Fa la la la la
La la la fuckkk 🫠🎄
Fa la la la la
La la la fuckkk 🫠🎄