Ferret Banana
@ferretbanana.bsky.social
Neither a ferret, nor a banana. Pfffft.
Seizing their assets feels pretty reasonable. There’s literally no way that family earned them in any normally justifiable way.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Seizing their assets feels pretty reasonable. There’s literally no way that family earned them in any normally justifiable way.
I suspect it’s more along the lines of living alone means it would take all week to fill a dishwasher, by which point it would be a rancid cess pit.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I suspect it’s more along the lines of living alone means it would take all week to fill a dishwasher, by which point it would be a rancid cess pit.
It’s worth reading all the comments from the former pupils who shared them. This really doesn’t feel like a little bit of boys being boys. www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/22/nigel-farage-racist-past-who-is-telling-truth-schooldays?
Twenty people allege he has a racist past. He denies it. Who’s telling the truth about Farage’s schooldays?
Reform UK’s leader refuses to answer questions about his abusive behaviour, claiming there’s ‘no evidence’. We talk to victims and witnesses
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s worth reading all the comments from the former pupils who shared them. This really doesn’t feel like a little bit of boys being boys. www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/22/nigel-farage-racist-past-who-is-telling-truth-schooldays?
Or, if you’re prepared to park your car like a dick and aren’t prepared to stand there guarding it, expect to come back and find it a bit of a mess.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Or, if you’re prepared to park your car like a dick and aren’t prepared to stand there guarding it, expect to come back and find it a bit of a mess.
I can see why this is anonymous.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I can see why this is anonymous.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.
Could it be that increasing numbers of the British people leaving are from minority ethnic groups who feel increasingly marginalised and unsafe here.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Could it be that increasing numbers of the British people leaving are from minority ethnic groups who feel increasingly marginalised and unsafe here.
I think I could get RSI reposting that every day about pretty much everything.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I think I could get RSI reposting that every day about pretty much everything.
In that you can’t get a hospice bed unless you’re right at death’s door, I’m not sure what you mean. Nobody’s getting out of there having made a miraculous recovery.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
In that you can’t get a hospice bed unless you’re right at death’s door, I’m not sure what you mean. Nobody’s getting out of there having made a miraculous recovery.
So if you find a CHEP pallet dumped somewhere it’s their responsibility to clear it away? Excellent.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
So if you find a CHEP pallet dumped somewhere it’s their responsibility to clear it away? Excellent.
Bonfire night mass gassing from pallet stack fire.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Bonfire night mass gassing from pallet stack fire.
Repair is a radical act.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Repair is a radical act.
It’s not about the “light of consciousness”. He just wants him and his buddies to get far away from the rest of us.
And on that one topic, I agree with him.
And on that one topic, I agree with him.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s not about the “light of consciousness”. He just wants him and his buddies to get far away from the rest of us.
And on that one topic, I agree with him.
And on that one topic, I agree with him.
Streeting has allies?
Huge if true.
Huge if true.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Streeting has allies?
Huge if true.
Huge if true.
That’s a dreadfully constructed headline. While doomscrolling through social media if someone didn’t know better they could assume it meant Hope Not Hate were putting flags on lampposts.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
That’s a dreadfully constructed headline. While doomscrolling through social media if someone didn’t know better they could assume it meant Hope Not Hate were putting flags on lampposts.
Air conditioning is a weapon of the patriarchy.
Either that or the head of Facilities is usually a sweaty bloke.
Either that or the head of Facilities is usually a sweaty bloke.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Air conditioning is a weapon of the patriarchy.
Either that or the head of Facilities is usually a sweaty bloke.
Either that or the head of Facilities is usually a sweaty bloke.
I’m not a vegetarian so don’t @ me. But if you look up the amount of UK land given over to animal feed and to animal rearing obviously the answer would be to go veggie.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m not a vegetarian so don’t @ me. But if you look up the amount of UK land given over to animal feed and to animal rearing obviously the answer would be to go veggie.
Just start the next press conference with the same question.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just start the next press conference with the same question.