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FerroMancer, The Metal Mage
@ferromancer.bsky.social
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I never used Twitler that much, so this is pretty new to me. It’ll probably turn into a Meme Stream. Hope nobody minds.

….that’s not true; I don’t care if you mind.
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Text at top: “2025 be like:” Below, a timeline, unevenly distributed. Most of the space is for January, less for February, even less for March through July, and the remaining months are shown as a scribbled pile at the bottom.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Wasn't there supposed to be a Rapture today?
Statler and Waldorf, the two upper box hecklers from The Muppet Show, saying, "Booooo That's the Worst Apocalypse I've Ever Seen"
September 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Text is a poem: The street light’s harsh glare isn’t directed at me, It’s the ground below that promises that it’s on. The rain is falling lightly, flooding only senses. A clouded night, the rain cannot be seen. It accumulates on the street light. Slowly, it drips off. So, every now and again - A droplet of shining light falls, Hits the Earth, And disappears.
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Sure would be awful if Social Media was flooded with Obama memes on Trump's birthday.
Image: Barrack Obama in the foreground, Donald Trump in the background standing in Obama's shadow. Text: No matter how hard you try or how much you lie, you'll never measure up.
June 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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News Headline. Picture of a Canadian Goose honking madly at a Bald Eagle; the goose's wings out as a threat, the eagle's wings retracted in surprise. Headline Text: Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice
April 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Top Panel: Donald Glover in Community, walking in with Pizza. Text: Canadians every time they wake up tine morning Bottom panel: Utter chaos. Fire. People all over. Text: News from the USA
April 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Text: As a Canadian looking south of the border: Image: a cat in overalls standing on its hind legs, looking over a snowbank - "da fuck they doin ova der"
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Text: Canada being construction on a wall at the Canada-U.S. border Image: a beaver dragging a long branch across a paved road
April 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Text, with a red maple leaf in the middle. Text: "OH, CANADA, WE ARE SO VERY, VERY SORRY. AGAIN, SORRY. Through good times and bad, you've been a trusted and valued neighbor. Actually, so much more. Please know that the current mess doesn't represent your good friends to the south. Really, it's just one guy who's responsible for the problem. We're working on it. Sincerely, America"
April 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I don't post alot on here - never really did on Twitter, either. That's on me. But anyway...
Text: Marine Le Pen banned from running for French presidency in 2027 and given four-year sentence in embezzlement trial" Image: Anonymous parent from The Simpsons smacking child (overlaid with American flag), saying, "That's how you convict a far-right leader."
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Hang in there, folks - we're not out of the woods yet.
Top Panel: baby owl sitting on a springtime branch, looking happy. Caption: IT'S SPRING! Bottom panel: presumably the same owl sitting on the same branch, during a snowstorm, looking upset. Caption: NOPE
February 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Image by Adam Koford: ....Sad Cthulhu. Text: When it was supposed to be your turn on the world's apocalypse, but the 2025 is already fully booked
February 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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On my iPhone:
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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On my iPad:
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Picture: A Bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens Text: A bald eagle in a dumpster screaming to the heavens is probably the most fitting image to send us into 2025.
January 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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As a Lefty, I understand this instantly.
All text: My sociology professor had a really good metaphor for privilege today. She didn't talk about race or gender or orientation or class, she talked about being left-handed. A left-handed person walks into most classrooms and immediately is made aware of their left-handedness - they have to sit in a left-handed seat, which restricts their choices of where to sit. if there are not enough left-handed seats, they will have to sit in a right-handed seat and be continuously aware of their left-handedness. (There are other examples like left-handed scissors or baseball mitts as well.) Meanwhile, right-handed people have much more choice about where to sit, and almost never have to think about their right-handedness. Does this mean right-handed people are bad? No. Does it mean that we should replace all right-handed desks with left-handed desks? No. But could we maybe use different desk styles that can accommodate everyone and makes it so nobody has limited options or constant awareness that they are different? Yes. Now think of this as a metaphor. For social class. For race. For ethnicity. For gender. For orientation. For anything else that sets us apart.
January 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Why DID they name it that? Did nobody check it in Google and see, "Did you mean: DISCOURSE?"
Facebook chat. Other person: Do you have discord? Me: If you mean "the lack of agreement or harmony", then yes. If you mean the chatting program, no
January 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Tweet from Christ Barnes (@ChrisBarnesNYC): New Years Eve is the worst holiday. It combines the anxiety of getting older with awkward social interactions and adds a timer.
December 31, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Skeletor from He-Man on a seaside, pensively looking at the sunset Text: I think my New Year's Resolution This Year Will be to tell people to Fuck Off more.
December 31, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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All Text: Hear me out what if instead of kissing someone at midnight on new years we just all collectively scream
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Bert, from Sesame Street, looking straight at the camera. Text: There are literally NO rules saying your New Year's resolutions can't be for evil.
December 31, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Picture: Beaver dragging a long branch across a street. Text: "Canada begins construction on a wall at the Canada-U.S. Border"
December 29, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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A small cake with letters on the top spelling out: IT IS ALRIGHT IF EVERYTHING DOES NOT FEEL MERRY AND BRIGHT
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Hope everyone had a great Christmas Adam!
Tumblr Thread: haraii: christmas eve what about christmas adam kowka: happy christmas adam to all men's rights activists forfuturereferenceonly: Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for 'evening'. Please don't turn activism into a joke. Thanks. reindeerplaydate: Someone isn't have a good christmas adam theguilteaparty: Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
December 24, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Sir Patrick Stewart, in a leather jacket, black pants, and sneakers; plastic bag in one hand, sign in the other: "Defend Rights for Woman And Girls - Amnesty International". Sir Patrick looks angry. Text Above: "People won't listen to you or take you seriously unless you're an old white man, and since I'm an old white man I'm going to use that to help people who need it."
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM