The Onion thought this was too ridiculous to publish

I could see him wanting to be on a contender if this thing goes south. That’s why I don’t see it this winter but unless they find some pitching at Goodwill this year could get ugly quickly.

Sorry, cauliflower crust talk must have confused me. I listened back, I guess it was Dennis. But anyway, it seems a lot more plausible today. I thought it would happen in 2027 or ‘28.

Remember yesterday they were saying they thought a trade of Tatis was extremely unlikely? I’d like an updated opinion on that.