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What if they had Mascots for other stuff like Cereal Mascots. For instance, imagine a Mascot for Skin Moisturizer named Captain Smooth and the slogan was "Moisturize Me, Captain" like Capt Krunch.
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
What if they had Mascots for other stuff like Cereal Mascots. For instance, imagine a Mascot for Skin Moisturizer named Captain Smooth and the slogan was "Moisturize Me, Captain" like Capt Krunch.
Rob Zombie's, Dragula, but the vocals stop partway into the song because he gets into a Car Accident and have to exchange insurances.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Rob Zombie's, Dragula, but the vocals stop partway into the song because he gets into a Car Accident and have to exchange insurances.
Imagine if someone modded Dead Space to replace a lot of the Necromorph noises with Mom from The Binding of Isaac yelling, "Isaac".
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Imagine if someone modded Dead Space to replace a lot of the Necromorph noises with Mom from The Binding of Isaac yelling, "Isaac".
So with there people out there chasing the creation of even hotter peppers, what if someone did the same for mint and made the coldest mint ever. A single taste freezes you instantly.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
So with there people out there chasing the creation of even hotter peppers, what if someone did the same for mint and made the coldest mint ever. A single taste freezes you instantly.
To revitalize the Dead By Daylight community, they release a new Christmas themed killer and it's just The Grinch.
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
To revitalize the Dead By Daylight community, they release a new Christmas themed killer and it's just The Grinch.
One of my brothers likes to buy me wack ass drinks.
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
One of my brothers likes to buy me wack ass drinks.
Fondling someone's balls, a testicle in each hand. "Six Seven" I say before his enormous penis comes down flaccidly, clubbing me over the head for killing the mood.
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fondling someone's balls, a testicle in each hand. "Six Seven" I say before his enormous penis comes down flaccidly, clubbing me over the head for killing the mood.
You have trained your whole life in Anti-Wizard tactics in order to counter their antics. Your first mission in subduing a Wizard has come. You ready your Counterspell as the Wizard attacks but only to realize they shouted, "Dire Ball", only mere moments before your skull is caved in by a Shot Put.
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You have trained your whole life in Anti-Wizard tactics in order to counter their antics. Your first mission in subduing a Wizard has come. You ready your Counterspell as the Wizard attacks but only to realize they shouted, "Dire Ball", only mere moments before your skull is caved in by a Shot Put.
Game idea: Secret Horror Mode when you decide to turn all Music and Ambient Sounds off. You start a game up but the silence is deafening. Things start to turn strange after a while.
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Game idea: Secret Horror Mode when you decide to turn all Music and Ambient Sounds off. You start a game up but the silence is deafening. Things start to turn strange after a while.
Was doing some Railjack and my Dog kept getting bigger.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Was doing some Railjack and my Dog kept getting bigger.
Playing Warframe and got this in Descendia and it breaks the Legacyte encounter in that it just dies and you can't end the fight like usual.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Playing Warframe and got this in Descendia and it breaks the Legacyte encounter in that it just dies and you can't end the fight like usual.
Playing the new Warframe update and THEY TOOK MY DRIFTER! (got unrendered)
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Playing the new Warframe update and THEY TOOK MY DRIFTER! (got unrendered)
Open up a Bar for Downcast Folk Who Can't Get Bitches and call it The InCellar.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Open up a Bar for Downcast Folk Who Can't Get Bitches and call it The InCellar.
I wonder how big the "Lower Graphics is Meta" is in the overall Graphics and Competitive Video Game Discourse.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I wonder how big the "Lower Graphics is Meta" is in the overall Graphics and Competitive Video Game Discourse.
New secret PEAK game update that has a rare chance to replace the Rescue Copter at the end with a legally distinct Zardoz (Bing Bong Edition).
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
New secret PEAK game update that has a rare chance to replace the Rescue Copter at the end with a legally distinct Zardoz (Bing Bong Edition).
If Edgar Allen Poe were a furry he would say, "Oh Woe".
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If Edgar Allen Poe were a furry he would say, "Oh Woe".
In Warframe, there's the Adversary System that let's you at the end of it choose to either Vanquish or Convert your Adversary. When you vanquish them you whip out your Parazon and off them but I think if you Convert them there should be an animation of you whipping out a Friendship Bracelet.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In Warframe, there's the Adversary System that let's you at the end of it choose to either Vanquish or Convert your Adversary. When you vanquish them you whip out your Parazon and off them but I think if you Convert them there should be an animation of you whipping out a Friendship Bracelet.
Werewolf tracks but it's Vanilla Creme on top. What do they mean by this?
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Werewolf tracks but it's Vanilla Creme on top. What do they mean by this?
October is almost over which means one must stock up on Magnesium and Zinc to create The Gooncoction to participate in Nuclear Nut November.
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
October is almost over which means one must stock up on Magnesium and Zinc to create The Gooncoction to participate in Nuclear Nut November.
Khazan's Arachnophobia Mode is so goofy.
March 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Khazan's Arachnophobia Mode is so goofy.