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Cat lover on main. Pronounces “testicles” like “Hercules”. He/him
Ngl Jolene sounds hot as hell
January 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Ngl Jolene sounds hot as hell
Buddy are you telling me a MCRIB cooked this salad??
December 6, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Buddy are you telling me a MCRIB cooked this salad??
“Billy Jean (Knotted Up My Lover) (Omegaverse remix).mp3”
November 19, 2023 at 3:43 AM
“Billy Jean (Knotted Up My Lover) (Omegaverse remix).mp3”
“Derbis” is German for “The Bis” which iykyk
November 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
“Derbis” is German for “The Bis” which iykyk
I think we all know Nancy is That Bitch
October 21, 2023 at 4:03 AM
I think we all know Nancy is That Bitch
I got a BCD "Bad Conduct Discharge" from the Allergist, for the alleged crime of Too Horny
October 2, 2023 at 4:57 PM
I got a BCD "Bad Conduct Discharge" from the Allergist, for the alleged crime of Too Horny
As the Irish say "may ye be in Hell 30 minutes before Saint Peter knows yer dead"
September 29, 2023 at 10:12 PM
As the Irish say "may ye be in Hell 30 minutes before Saint Peter knows yer dead"
I can’t believe Dianne didn’t live to October 1st 😢she always loved spooky season and this year she was going to attend the Senate disguised as a ghoul every single day 😭
September 29, 2023 at 5:16 PM
I can’t believe Dianne didn’t live to October 1st 😢she always loved spooky season and this year she was going to attend the Senate disguised as a ghoul every single day 😭
Time for scrungeposting
September 23, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Time for scrungeposting
What if the final ep of Mad Men showed them all in the North Tower on 9/11?
September 7, 2023 at 6:31 PM
What if the final ep of Mad Men showed them all in the North Tower on 9/11?
My haters will say that I’m a hater. It is in fact Ironic.
September 6, 2023 at 2:29 AM
My haters will say that I’m a hater. It is in fact Ironic.
Alt-J’s “Matilda” but it’s about Mara Wilson’s 1996 movie and not Leon
September 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Alt-J’s “Matilda” but it’s about Mara Wilson’s 1996 movie and not Leon
Frog and Toad banned in Florida for being gay icons
August 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Frog and Toad banned in Florida for being gay icons
To the beast, slouching towards Bethlehem: stand up straight didn’t your mother teach you not to slouch
August 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM
To the beast, slouching towards Bethlehem: stand up straight didn’t your mother teach you not to slouch
The place where you type the skeet in is called the skussy
August 29, 2023 at 2:48 AM
The place where you type the skeet in is called the skussy
Are my posts good? No. Are my posts frequent? Definitely not. Are my posts filled with the loving gaze of an eldritch horror? Hahaha why do you ask? *brushes hair out of eyes*
August 29, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Are my posts good? No. Are my posts frequent? Definitely not. Are my posts filled with the loving gaze of an eldritch horror? Hahaha why do you ask? *brushes hair out of eyes*
Does Biden listen to Phoebe idk
August 19, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Does Biden listen to Phoebe idk
In Posting, there are Winner and there are Losers and everyone wants to be a winner. But me? I’m different. I’m a natural born Loser (at posting, and also bowling)
August 16, 2023 at 4:46 AM
In Posting, there are Winner and there are Losers and everyone wants to be a winner. But me? I’m different. I’m a natural born Loser (at posting, and also bowling)
Parmesan is enough. Parmesan reggiano? No, fuck that Upstart, it’s Too man flavors
August 16, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Parmesan is enough. Parmesan reggiano? No, fuck that Upstart, it’s Too man flavors
Y’all ain’t ready for that conversation, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.
August 11, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Y’all ain’t ready for that conversation, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.
Mayonnaise is the cum of the sandwich
August 8, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Mayonnaise is the cum of the sandwich
“Do you have a plan?” Like I’m gonna tell you all therapists are snitches
August 6, 2023 at 10:36 PM
“Do you have a plan?” Like I’m gonna tell you all therapists are snitches
It’s a long, slow fade, to a darkened stage. And I hear you say: “actually it’s GNU/Linux”
August 5, 2023 at 5:19 AM
It’s a long, slow fade, to a darkened stage. And I hear you say: “actually it’s GNU/Linux”
COMMAND DOT COM GONNA AUTOEXEC DAT BAT
August 5, 2023 at 3:55 AM
COMMAND DOT COM GONNA AUTOEXEC DAT BAT
JAMC and Kanye never got to do the Yeezus And Mary Chain collab and it probably would have healed America
August 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
JAMC and Kanye never got to do the Yeezus And Mary Chain collab and it probably would have healed America