кacey
@fettuccinejones.bsky.social
motor oil and brake fluid connoisseur
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кacey
@fettuccinejones.bsky.social
· Nov 12
my pussy is out of my own control
people don't say "i forgot to brush my teeth" anymore, they say shit like "in my bullshit on my teeth era"
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
people don't say "i forgot to brush my teeth" anymore, they say shit like "in my bullshit on my teeth era"
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why do they make pretty girls get up and go to work? 😭
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
why do they make pretty girls get up and go to work? 😭
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she did this to me
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
she did this to me
girlfriend is taking me on a surprise date
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
girlfriend is taking me on a surprise date
30 minute lunch breaks are not enough for a girl to be on her phone
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
30 minute lunch breaks are not enough for a girl to be on her phone
men just dont have penises anymore. because of woke.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
men just dont have penises anymore. because of woke.
i love the word arugula it sounds like the noise you make when you're trying not to vomit
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i love the word arugula it sounds like the noise you make when you're trying not to vomit
you need to help me she has been running around our apartment with her eyes closed and shrieking in short bursts she's hit her head 4 times i think she has a concussion
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
you need to help me she has been running around our apartment with her eyes closed and shrieking in short bursts she's hit her head 4 times i think she has a concussion
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Officially hit 2 years on estrogen! Crazy that I’m just built like this now
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Officially hit 2 years on estrogen! Crazy that I’m just built like this now
"hey girl i mean they" except it's a trans woman
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"hey girl i mean they" except it's a trans woman
hashtag my hole
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
hashtag my hole
putting up WANTED posters around town but they're all AI generated images of speed boats
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
putting up WANTED posters around town but they're all AI generated images of speed boats
people in the marvel universe after giving birth to mike wazowski finding out that their child is a mutant only 15 years later
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
people in the marvel universe after giving birth to mike wazowski finding out that their child is a mutant only 15 years later
swagged up wizards playing basketball
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
swagged up wizards playing basketball
showing a turtle this cool picture of the Thing i made. he loves it. :)
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
showing a turtle this cool picture of the Thing i made. he loves it. :)
At the grocery store shopping for produce, I lock eyes with the nearest woman. "Built like this," I say, holding the most fucked up and deformed carrot you've Ever seen. She looks like her dog just died.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
At the grocery store shopping for produce, I lock eyes with the nearest woman. "Built like this," I say, holding the most fucked up and deformed carrot you've Ever seen. She looks like her dog just died.
this dude is absolutely a white supremacist, right?
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this dude is absolutely a white supremacist, right?
good news to every disgusting transsexual pervert out there: i forgot deodorant today
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
good news to every disgusting transsexual pervert out there: i forgot deodorant today
Ladies and gentlemen, the engine has failed.
when you're at the lowest point of your life, your car will always be there to make it 100x WORSE
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the engine has failed.
when you're at the lowest point of your life, your car will always be there to make it 100x WORSE
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when you're at the lowest point of your life, your car will always be there to make it 100x WORSE
one must imagine sisyphus working in retail
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
one must imagine sisyphus working in retail
felt kinda cute here ngl
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
felt kinda cute here ngl
lesbian Cinderella story where she's trying to find the curvy bitch who fits this strap she found in a ditch
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
lesbian Cinderella story where she's trying to find the curvy bitch who fits this strap she found in a ditch
i have so many creative ideas but very little practice in any creative outlets and the only way to get better is to DO IT but it's so hard
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i have so many creative ideas but very little practice in any creative outlets and the only way to get better is to DO IT but it's so hard