Is drinking half a bottle of rum a night to drown out the sorrow considered an unhealthy coping mechanism? Probably... Am I gonna do it anyway? Fuck yeah.

That cruel, gut wrenching feeling when you face the reality that the best days of your life have passed and that every day forward will be a struggle to again experience the heights of your one life you've wasted and will never live again... Nothing fuckin' beats that shit, that's for sure...

Can we all appreciate how surreal it feels actually playing the Oblivion remaster? Like, we went from spending literally years thinking it was just rumors and leaks, to having it at our fingertips, all within a day? Fucking surreal.

I'm pretty sure I'm in hell. My life is eternally trapped in a cycle of thinking I'm a glorious storyteller, bound to write the defining classic or our age, and then sitting down and trying to write it, only to be reminded that my grasp on the English language is objectively fucked.

Happy new year, bitches!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NEW OKAMI GAME FUCK YES

Just so y'all know, I ain't one of those types who follows you back out of obligation just because you follow me, and especially not if your profile tells me to. Just wanna make that clear so as to avoid y'all feeling disappointed when I don't grace you with my divine presence.

Well that sucked. Tyson couldn't fight, and Paul couldn't win. At least Tyson has the excuse of being 20 years retired, but still.

I can't wait to see the numbers of people leaving the platform formerly known as Twitter versus the numbers of new users here. Here's hoping we knock a few more billions off Musky's net worth.