A Few Frys Short of...
fewfrysshort.bsky.social
A Few Frys Short of...
@fewfrysshort.bsky.social
Is the Trump circus using stolen Venezuela crude oil to dip the pages in?
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Even descriptions of Trump appear to be redacted.
Orange perverted orangutan in an ill-fitting suit doesn't return results.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Schumer and the other cowards are traitors. They might as well acknowledge they are really anti-American to their core.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Neo-Nussy Trump hates low numbers so he thinks he's winning with high costs and increased financial bankruptcy filings.
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He should have just let the brain-worned heroine addict pronounce the drug name for him.
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Where's Melania?
I bet her visa ends when Dumpty's life does. She's on the run most likely.

The kids?
They're all fighting over who gets to pull the plug and eat his cancerous heart for power.
August 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Texas is the next state Dumpty abandons after getting them to pass their authoritarian map.
August 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The scent of an open sewage treatment plant, the essence of trailer park trash red hats, and a hint of failure.
In fact, failure is the only thing you smell after a few minutes.
July 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sounds like HellTV just received a new client.
July 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I don't usually celebrate the death of vile people for the same reason I'm disgusted by those vile people that celebrate deaths caused by their own terrorism.

So I enjoyed a root beer float with a splash of bourbon which I haven't done in ages, and watched a few episodes of Red Dwarf.
July 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WhiskeyLeaks probably thought it was an AA meeting.
June 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Raw milk of amnesia or cream of cyanide?
May 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM