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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
December 24, 2023 at 11:26 AM
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
A South Park show for kids called "Chef's Children" (a play on chef's kiss)
January 6, 2024 at 3:15 PM
A South Park show for kids called "Chef's Children" (a play on chef's kiss)
If God wanted us to use dildos, he wouldn't've made ferrets
January 6, 2024 at 1:25 PM
If God wanted us to use dildos, he wouldn't've made ferrets
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
December 24, 2023 at 11:26 AM
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
I just found a box Apple watches erroneously counted as one watch and reported it. Currently Andy Jassik and the ghost of Steve Jobs are spit-roasting a custom RealDoll of lady liberty cast in solid gold as I weep in the corner drawing the political cartoon
December 23, 2023 at 2:35 PM
I just found a box Apple watches erroneously counted as one watch and reported it. Currently Andy Jassik and the ghost of Steve Jobs are spit-roasting a custom RealDoll of lady liberty cast in solid gold as I weep in the corner drawing the political cartoon
Social network where the character limit is 1 byte and each user effectively has one vote per post but it's a selection from a 256k color gradient and the bg is the mean of all results
December 23, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Social network where the character limit is 1 byte and each user effectively has one vote per post but it's a selection from a 256k color gradient and the bg is the mean of all results
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People Of Unsolved Mysteries III
December 23, 2023 at 3:47 AM
People Of Unsolved Mysteries III
Twitter except the character limit is 2
December 21, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Twitter except the character limit is 2
tfw you're trying to do robotripping math in the cough syrup aisle but an old man in a walker has been hovering over your shoulder for five minutes
December 20, 2023 at 4:54 PM
tfw you're trying to do robotripping math in the cough syrup aisle but an old man in a walker has been hovering over your shoulder for five minutes
These guys are totally gonna blast some rap tapes out this biznatch
December 16, 2023 at 8:35 PM
These guys are totally gonna blast some rap tapes out this biznatch
AI can't come up with THIS shit. Follow me to get lost
December 15, 2023 at 9:16 PM
AI can't come up with THIS shit. Follow me to get lost
Worst level design ever
December 14, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Worst level design ever
I miss shitposting on Foursquare. Is there a way I can get back on gps trolling because that was my era. So many gd opportunities around every corner here tyh (tell ya hwhat) #poundkey
December 4, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I miss shitposting on Foursquare. Is there a way I can get back on gps trolling because that was my era. So many gd opportunities around every corner here tyh (tell ya hwhat) #poundkey
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People Of Unsolved Mysteries II
November 27, 2023 at 4:14 AM
People Of Unsolved Mysteries II
Anime god crying upon checking back on Earth and seeing the number of orgasms wasted on 3D women since he left
November 27, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Anime god crying upon checking back on Earth and seeing the number of orgasms wasted on 3D women since he left
Sir, this is the intrusive thought police- your wife was pronounced manually blinking and breathing at the scene of the collision
November 24, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Sir, this is the intrusive thought police- your wife was pronounced manually blinking and breathing at the scene of the collision
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a really dumb cat. not smart
November 18, 2023 at 3:09 AM
a really dumb cat. not smart