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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle.bsky.social
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MSN, RN, CEN, CNE … ER Nurse Educator! Just trying to make nursing a better place! Trying very hard to be an ally. 💚🏳️‍🌈💚🏳️‍⚧️💚
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@sheologian.bsky.social has broken containment!

We heartily chuckled when we read it. 😂😂
A screenshot of a BlueSky post that was shared on Facebook
February 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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The best part of the holidays?

Panic cleaning your house because your parents, who were scheduled to arrive Saturday, are now arriving this afternoon.

Please enjoy the fruits of my labor. We’re waiting for the dog’s stocking hooks to come in, then there will be 6. 😂
An electric fireplace/entertainment center with a variety of knick-knacks with Christmas stockings hung from stocking hangers. It has been freshly dusted, which was a feat.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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These are a huge hit with ED nurses. 🤩
A plastic see through container full of multicolored tiny resin ducks sits on a work desk.
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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@gameramelia.bsky.social is out of town on a work trip, so I am a single dog mom of two for the week. These little shits decided that midnight, 2 hours after we had gone to bed, was the best time to go potties. Also they are in the wrong dog beds. 😂
A small black dog and a smaller white dog lay on a queen sized bed. They each have their own dog bed, but they are laying in each other’s dog bed. There are numerous blankets visible on the bed, as well as pillows and a duvet for their human. It is just after midnight and the little jerks had just woken their mumsy up to go potties.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Happy 3rd Gotcha Day and 6th (completely made up because we don’t know when it actually is) birthday to this little man. I love you so much, Eli Vanto! 🥰

He and his big sister had special doggie breakfast this morning and will get a burger for dinner tonight!
A small white dog is in a mostly croissant shaped sleeping position on top of several blankets piled on a grey couch. He looks very peaceful. A small white dog wearing a Halloween bandana lays atop a comforter, under which is his mumsy. He is ready for her to get up, but is being immensely patient. A small white dog wearing a Halloween bandana is no longer patient about his mumsy getting up. He is standing on top of her cheat, and this is the view that she sees. A small white dog lays on a bed snuggling atop a Lamb Chop dog toy that has rainbow heart paws and ears. He loves nothing more than his Lambies and he is an ally.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Blue or green? 🤔

Kinda wish polls were an option. 🤣
B5 blue Dodge Durango Green Machine Dodge Durango
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A little Friday night hockey!

#LGRW
The Tampa Bay Lightning and Detroit Red Wings face off in the Red Wings O-zone during the first period of their Friday night game.
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Today officially begins my birthday month! Huzzah! 🤩
A selfie where a white woman wearing a light green shirt and a tiara smirks at the camera. The tiara was one of three she was contemplating for her 40th birthday.
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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This was mine a few hours after the fall … it definitely got worse 😖
A very bruised knee
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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A little safety fair action on a cool Saturday morning!

My partner in crime fell down and couldn’t be here, so I’m running Stop the Bleed AND Hands-Only CPR … it’s a good time. 😂
A table set up with Stop the Bleed training supplies A table set up with Hands-Only CPR training manikins
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Eli Vanto on the way to the pupthalmologist to see how much it is going to cost his mumsy to get his recurrent cherry eye fixed. (He is clipped into his car holster, which is attached to the seat at two points … in case anyone was concerned.)
A small white dog rides in his car bolster.
September 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Just before “seepies” last night. 🥰
A small white dog lays on a bed, on top of a yellow and grey blanket. Next to him are a medium sized Lamb Chop dog toy and a large sized Lamb Chop dog toy. It would be easy to think there are three Lambies on the bed.
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If my math is mathing, Eli Vanto has peed on 33 states and 1 province. I think Ahsoka may have 1 or 2 states on her brother. They are well-traveled dogs! 🤩😍
Two small dogs lay in the back seat of a car. Both are wearing harnesses and dog seat belts, because they are very safety conscious. They are snoozling on a road trip. The small white dog is laying on the bench seat, while the small black dog has her nose tucked behind a small pillow. Two small dogs, one black and one white, rest in the back seat of a car on a road trip. They are sharing a pillow. It is adorable.
September 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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A fun, short, hot day at Disney’s California Adventure. Thanks to Gil from Bullhead City, AZ for this fun PhotoPass shot!

Heading back to mom and Dad’s, before heading back to Michigan Tomorrow morning.
Two adult women wearing matching dresses pose in front of a building in Radiator Springs at Disney’s California Adventure. They each have a foot pointed out, while holding their dresses out like princesses. They are looking up and away from each other.
August 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Disney’s California Adventure day! Due to stupid work being stupid and tight schedules, we will not get to see @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social today, which is a huge bummer, because he will not experience the joy that is wearing matching outfits, which would benefit @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social. 🤭
Two women wearing matching dresses pose in front of a statue of the Headless Horseman at Disney’s California Adventure.
August 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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@ryanjamesdee.bsky.social can coordinate with this dress tomorrow, should he choose 😂😂
A screen shot of a Mickey Mouse tiki dress by Her Universe.
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Starting the day off right! Breakfast with Minnie at The Plaza Inn!
Two women, wearing matching outfits, pose with Minnie Mouse, at Disneyland.
August 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Disneyland day! 🤩🤩
A woman wearing a navy blue dress with a print that features fireworks and Cinderella’s castle and gold Mickey Mouse ears smiles at the camera in selfie.
August 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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@ryanjamesdee.bsky.social we need this! 😍😍😍
A screenshot of the Kuzco sipper at Disneyland
August 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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VACATION STARTS NOW!!
A photo of a Windows computer shutting down.
August 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Dear asshole neighbor,

Don’t threaten to call the cops on my lawn guy because you’re in a bad mood, especially since I have video of you trespassing on my property.

But thank you for apologizing for your stupidity after you called the cops on your son and I came home to you sitting on my porch.🤔
A screenshot of a text that reads, “What kind of person would I be if I didn’t use my professional mouthy white woman power for good? Honestly, in this political climate, I’m not letting anyone threaten that bullshit.”
August 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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He says, “Hey girl”. 😬
A small white dog lays on a hardwood floor in front of an AC vent. He is wearing a black and rainbow bandana. He has a delightful doggie grin. A small white dog sits in front of a window. He is sitting facing forward, but has his head turned, looking behind him. He is wearing black short sleeve pajamas with penguins on them. This is one of his doggie Tinder photos.
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Apparently there has been a dearth of Eli Vanto content, so please enjoy the following:

@meganmoze.medsky.social 💚
A small white dog lays on a grey carpet, using a Lamb Chop dog toy as a pillow. He is curled up in a little ball and is adorable. A small white dog looks at the camera while laying atop a pile of folded laundry. He is exceptionally helpful. A small white dog looks at the camera. He is laying on a grey couch, snuggled in with a Sherpa lined blanket. He was just awoken from a nap and has epic bed head. A small white dog looks at the camera while standing atop his mumsy. He would very much like Mumsy to get up from her nap and get him a snack.
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Is it Eli or is it just Lambies?
A small white dog lays on a grey carpet, surrounded by several Lamp Chop dogs toys. The small white dog blends in very well.
August 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Bucket list item: Savannah Bananas live ✅

I really kinda love Oriole Park at Camden Yards!
A photo of the Savannah Bananas vs Firefighters game at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. The Bananas are at bat.
August 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM