I’ve never been more sure that a trade won’t work out for either team

Which is why they absolutely need to either bring Bo back or find a way to sign Tucker, because you just can’t trust the rest of the lineup to do that again

“What if we put a bunch of middle aged character actors in big beards and just let ‘em go nuts for a while”

Allan Walsh, famously a very normal guy who never publicly says wild shit

In both English and French, somehow

Ernie Clement’s right there

The Jays bullpen does have extreme Stuart Skinner vibes, though

As an Oilers fan, Vladdy’s getting a way more help than any of those guys

Hey, at least this one can probably only play one position capably and might not be able to hit

MLB Player Poll aired for one season in like 2012 and it was somehow a huge influence on my becoming a baseball fan, bring it back!