They're not even sweaty for christ's sake.

Never underestimate the WWE fan's ability to be incredibly impressed by the most mundane shit.

And then she got her bag and phoned it in. Sad story but one we've heard plenty of times before.

Never mind the fact that you can barely fuckin' see him.

"Let's give him a million bucks!"

"But he's SoOoOoOoOo good for how long he's been a wrestler!"

He hates the attention.

"No he's not jewish but do it anyway I think there's a jewish girl at this party."

I think this is a fault of the way pro wrestling is presented in its modern form since it's move to a more serialized format vs. one-off "episodic" shows and less TV time. A satisfying story usually ends with the good guy winning. Not them winning over and over and over again.

Disingenuous grifters: "Pro wrestling is too fake these days!"

Also disingenuous grifters: "Why is there so much blood???"

God this guy's brain would have melted if he was around in the 70s.

"No phone he's black you have to be more racist"

Yoooooooo

My Wii U is at my dad's house and we basically use it as a Wii Sports machine, so I can't really fiddle with that yet. But I did mod my original Wii, and am keeping an eye out for a reasonably priced second Wii U

Dude I have been having SO much fun with modding my old game consoles these past couple months. Even got a vita recently and have been fiddling with that. Was thinking about buying a Steam Deck earlier in the year but I'm getting so much more enjoyment out of the last "true" handheld generation.

$200 - 3DS with two screens, built-in 3D, touch screen, and a massive library of high-quality games. 😍

Crazy!