Fiasco the cat
@fiascothecat.bsky.social
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Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).
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Aren't u suppose to be working on ur novel
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Fiasco have a round bottom!
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Not too late to give back babby after three year!
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NOOOOOOOO DESE ARE FIASCO'S FAVOURITE TOYS

ALL OF THEM

Him just, uh, forgot
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Auughhh while Fiasco was ON PATROL for SQUIRL OUTSIDE Big Friend smooched him on head and said "Awww aren't u so hamsome Fiasco"

NO SMOOCH

NEED TO BE TAKEN SRSLY BY LOCAL WILDLIFE
fiascothecat.bsky.social
SQUIRL OUTSIDE

I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING

PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib and white toes, on very high alert, lying in a rectangular grey cat bed with my front paws over the edge, looking to the left.
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No no lissen Evan

The birbs are part of a CONSPIRACY

Fiasco am pretty sure

Just need to press hims head against the glass a little longer and EVESDROP
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NO NOT THE HORRIBLE BABBY

WHY IS BABBY STILL HERE?!!??
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Fiasco am on the Fiasco colour blankie

NO ONE CAN FIND HIMS HERE

Fiasco am... incog... uh... inog... cog... u know. Eggnogito.
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib and white toes, sitting on a faux-fur blanket of various shades of grey.
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U could let Fiasco start a maggazine!

It could be about KITTIES IN SPACE
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HI FREND big frend just came by and said "Hi budy u r a trip hazzard, are u all rite"

Fiasco is ALL RIIIIIIIIITE haha
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Fiasco am... hav... am hav found new wal to look at

Prety interesting
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, as high as a kite with pupils like dimes, sitting in a hallway with my right paw slightly raised. i am facing the viewer and looking at not the open door to my right, but the wall to my left.
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Woooowwwwwww

Big Friend grabbed Fiasco and squirted some STUFF in hims mouth and said "No overgroom that paw, Fiasco, it has to heals" and let him go

And now Fiasco am... stare at wall... have u ever really LOOKED at a wall?? It pretty amazing
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NO

JUST SOME WEIRDO IN SCRUBS WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT CAT FEET

WAS HORRIBLE
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Big Friend gave Fiasco some treats at home but him is still mad

Not talking to her EVER AGAIN
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FIASCO WAS IN JAIL

HAD TO YELL

IT CARCERAL STATE
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat inside a soft sided fabric carrier. i am just visible through the mesh, yelling.
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No no, kitten is ZEBRA MUSSEL in DISGUISE

Pretty sure
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Fiasco did not ask for a kitten!!!

It bad for hims ART!!!
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Auntie Alison! Fiasco am DYING
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Fiasco was SURPRISINGLY CHEAP
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Want to go BACK to bein only child!
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Fiasco did not ask for a sister!!!!!
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No srsly when are we giving her back

Fiasco cannot see out of hims preferred seeing spot

U kept receipt right

U keep receipts for EVERYTHING
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, suffering horribly, sitting on the second level of a beige carpeted cat tree and looking imploringly at the viewer. my sister, a huge fluffy black kitten, is behind me and staring fixedly out of the window at an apple tree.