Fiasco the cat
banner
fiascothecat.bsky.social
Fiasco the cat
@fiascothecat.bsky.social
Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).
NOW can we gives her back

Her is BAD KITTEN
Do you ever lift one side of your headphones like "Huh, some weird vocalizing in this song" and discover that no, SOMEKITTEN has shut a door that is normally propped open, thereby trapping her brother IN THE BASEMENT and he is howling for help
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Name a more hamsome man than Fiasco

U cannot!
Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fiasco works soooo hard

Have to sleep in

Hey Big Friend can we get brekfast in bed over here or wat
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Kitten am plotting against me
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fiasco am... posing for catsitter

Gots to keep in PRACTIS or cannot continue to be HAMSOME
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
? Dis bug is surprisingly combative for being a small bug ?
When you bite foster Mom’s face and would totes do it again
October 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Some kind of fuzzy bug???
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fiasco am cursed
OMG can I get a shout-out for the kitten -- I was giving Fiasco a little brushie (as one does) and she was like "OMG BRUSHIES ARE ON OFFER???" and just climbed into the bed next to him

Fiasco: D:

Me: :D
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BIG FRIEND IS CHEATING ON FIASCO WITH ANOTHER CAT???

A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE HORRIBLE BABBY KITTEN!!?

Fiasco am going to break out of the hosue again & never come back
I went back to bed

I need to save all my health points to go have dinner and a book launch tonight

@kateheartfield.com there is a little creecher down here saying "Eck!" and "Queh??" and "Wa!"
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fiasco am TALL!

... Big Friend is all "No no ur not supposed to be up there, ur supposed to rest that paw!!"

Pfffft, Fiasco do what hims want
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey @gianttourtiere.bsky.social as Fiasco's legal adviser can u advise on whether Fiasco can keep calling horrible babby kitten Francastein's Monster

Big Friend says kitten might sue for deffamation?
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by Fiasco the cat
We stan a man who holds extremely still when he sees the phone come out
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
SQUIRL OUTSIDE

I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING

PROLLY STOLEN GOODS
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fiasco am on the Fiasco colour blankie

NO ONE CAN FIND HIMS HERE

Fiasco am... incog... uh... inog... cog... u know. Eggnogito.
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fiasco am... hav... am hav found new wal to look at

Prety interesting
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Woooowwwwwww

Big Friend grabbed Fiasco and squirted some STUFF in hims mouth and said "No overgroom that paw, Fiasco, it has to heals" and let him go

And now Fiasco am... stare at wall... have u ever really LOOKED at a wall?? It pretty amazing
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
FIASCO WAS IN JAIL

HAD TO YELL

IT CARCERAL STATE
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No srsly when are we giving her back

Fiasco cannot see out of hims preferred seeing spot

U kept receipt right

U keep receipts for EVERYTHING
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Fiasco the cat
Calling all cat pals! My lovely friend Claire at Clasicats makes amazing quality handmade cat toys and beds with fabulous nip and valerian and she has a 20% discount this weekend with code SAVE20! Be quick and get your Christmas gifts in early! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Clas...
Please share?
www.etsy.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
HI JIMMIE

You look lots better and healthier now!

Time to go bite grandma!
Caturday Jimmie edition
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Catsitter am gone for the day... Fiasco am once again solitary ruler of hims domain... king of castle.

Only problem is, all hims subjects consist of fluffy clown with boundary isues
September 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fiasco am SUFERING

Why did Big Friend not take horrible babby with her to wherever it is dis time
My catsitter reports back on the State Of Governance in the household
September 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fiasco paw still hurt a little bit :(

But Aunty Mandy have come to give TUBE GOO and say "Oh poor poor babyman" and kisses and scratchies with the NICE LONG SCRATCHY NAILS
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No no ONE bite am allowed

It in the constitution
Someone is full of sass and vinegar on this Caturday morning

JimJams! We do not bite grammas ankles! She’s on blood thinners.
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Fiasco the cat
Hello, I recently had to drop over 3k that I do not have on an emergency surgery for my boy!

If you're able to help, thank you, if not sharing this is just as appreciated!

#cat #cats #catsky #orangecat #gofundme #mutualaid
Donate to Croutons Perenial Urethrostomy, organized by Eli St-Louis
Hello I'm raising money to cover my cat, Croutons', medical expenses. On September 3rd… Eli St-Louis needs your support for Croutons Perenial Urethrostomy
gofund.me
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM