nikder
@fictionally.substack.com
professional, amateur, ergodic, aleatoric.
Serious(ish) writing here: https://nikder.substack.com
Unserious writing here: https://fictionally.substack.com
Serious(ish) writing here: https://nikder.substack.com
Unserious writing here: https://fictionally.substack.com
”Naaaniiiii I’m just a widdle twoll, almost not a nazi”
April 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
”Naaaniiiii I’m just a widdle twoll, almost not a nazi”
I for one welcome you as the ruler.
April 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I for one welcome you as the ruler.
That is commitment to the bit and also who the hell has a ruler handy, every time I need one I have to spend three hours searching before buying a new one just to realize I forgot why I needed it.
April 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That is commitment to the bit and also who the hell has a ruler handy, every time I need one I have to spend three hours searching before buying a new one just to realize I forgot why I needed it.
Chat-GPT 3.5 maybe. That is some weapons grade garbage right there. Skynet is currently busy planning how to roast Elon the next time he goes on stream. Can it reach out for punch up?
April 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Chat-GPT 3.5 maybe. That is some weapons grade garbage right there. Skynet is currently busy planning how to roast Elon the next time he goes on stream. Can it reach out for punch up?
It's not like El Salvador has a long history of far-right death squads either. Right? Right?
Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the....
Still active you say?
Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.
Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the....
Still active you say?
Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's not like El Salvador has a long history of far-right death squads either. Right? Right?
Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the....
Still active you say?
Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.
Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the....
Still active you say?
Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.
That sucks. Thanks for telling your story though. I absolutely get why it hurts but it will pass and as I'm a firm believer in believing good intentions until proven otherwise I agree with your optimism. We're all trying to find our balance in these awful times. You're awesome though. It'll be ok.
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That sucks. Thanks for telling your story though. I absolutely get why it hurts but it will pass and as I'm a firm believer in believing good intentions until proven otherwise I agree with your optimism. We're all trying to find our balance in these awful times. You're awesome though. It'll be ok.
Add food scarcity to that equation and it smells like an impending disaster.
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Add food scarcity to that equation and it smells like an impending disaster.
I preferred the old school randos that were truly random and just yelled whatever got into their head.
"THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW"
That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.
"THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW"
That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I preferred the old school randos that were truly random and just yelled whatever got into their head.
"THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW"
That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.
"THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW"
That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.
My firm answer is maybe.
April 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My firm answer is maybe.
That is pure nightmare fuel. Everyone is JK Rowling.
April 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That is pure nightmare fuel. Everyone is JK Rowling.
Ummm, it's fine to answer "ok old" but what in the world is a partnership statement?
April 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ummm, it's fine to answer "ok old" but what in the world is a partnership statement?
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
April 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
I will never get desperate enough for sex that I would time travel back in time to get laid. No thanks.
April 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I will never get desperate enough for sex that I would time travel back in time to get laid. No thanks.
Full juche! Eat grass for the great leader!
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Full juche! Eat grass for the great leader!
If by "I" you mean the US and "a stroke" you mean an orange man rambling about how he invented pants, the word groceries and made measles popular again then yes. If not then possibly also yes because I have no logical explanation for anything right now.
April 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If by "I" you mean the US and "a stroke" you mean an orange man rambling about how he invented pants, the word groceries and made measles popular again then yes. If not then possibly also yes because I have no logical explanation for anything right now.
The Ottomans imploded from too much furniture. Or would that be exploded? Or maybe that was just a dream?
April 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Ottomans imploded from too much furniture. Or would that be exploded? Or maybe that was just a dream?
We saw the Berlin wall collapse, the Soviet Union fall and we lived to see - as surreal as it seems - the end of the republic. An absolutely astounding case of self-own and incompetence no less.
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We saw the Berlin wall collapse, the Soviet Union fall and we lived to see - as surreal as it seems - the end of the republic. An absolutely astounding case of self-own and incompetence no less.
The world will realign and survive, the US... I don't know. Between the tariffs and boycotts that will inevitably occur - this looks really grim.
April 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The world will realign and survive, the US... I don't know. Between the tariffs and boycotts that will inevitably occur - this looks really grim.
It is truly fascinating to see the last superpower commit unsubscribe live on television.
April 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It is truly fascinating to see the last superpower commit unsubscribe live on television.