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fictionalmuse.bsky.social
Chaparral Fortress of Boditude
@fictionalmuse.bsky.social
Current-former social media expat via CA/WA; a simple word farmer tending to this plot of ether, hoping to swirl some thoughts w/ the non-IRLs.

IRL I provide intraday liquidity for /es & /gc from my recliner cum home office+cats.

Screw θ, Trade Futures.
Woah, I'm going to have to look into seeing if there's an OC chapter of the group. I ❤️ pie!

(oh, and I'm also a POTSie)
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My local Kroger has their discount mecca quite literally in the hallway to their public bathroom. Even though those discount stickers pop up everywhere around the store, I like to brag to my husband about all of the great, cheap shit I found "in the bathroom aisle."
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes we have to settle with relative, temporary relief.

"Goodie! Today is a 6, not an 8."

Managed to get 4 good hours of sleep in a row? Cool, maybe I'll have the energy to wash my hair today. 😏
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don't understand why "Billionaireism is Amoral" is not a household phrase.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm partial to the Nature Company's playlist to drown out my tinnitus and fall asleep... Although that probably dates me😆
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Swimming 5k is no joke! But living with Endo is also no joke. Well done.
September 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
😻 I love doppelganger kitties 😻
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The best.
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also Christopher Pike, during my rebellion from Sweet Valley-Babysitting. 😂
July 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
+1 more fan of the app!

Pro tip: check out r/toogoodtogo to see real world examples of people's hauls. Almost all of my local options have surfaced there, it's awesome.
July 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What can us disableds do? How can I bear witness to my own demise?

With words, I suppose. What a strange, sad little world we inhabit...
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
📌
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed a few negronis, beef marrow, and some amazing people watching while dining at the bar. I then took the last train back to the airport.

It was my first and thus far only trip to NYC. So fun!
June 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I arrived at JFK a few years ago for an overnight layover and instead of staying at the terminal I stowed my luggage and took the train into the city, nearly caught the last elevator up the Empire State Bldg, but then got myself to Bleeker St and found myself a lovely bistro at 1am...
June 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thank you for bearing witness for those of us who can't. 👍
June 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tangentially, Persued by Bear is Kyle MacLachlan's WA wine label. Nice cuppa vino.
June 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I could get behind a movement of people in trenches like that. Memorable.
June 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's been 5 months. 🫩
June 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
To hell with denial ✊
June 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What is happening here to my and my family's generational home, and how quickly, is super scary.
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
📌
June 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM