These are all harbingers of Code-Brown!
Also, any writers out there please feel free to use this scenario in future writing.
PS: asking for a friend

To complete the scenario: I will be likely wearing acrylic nails and have been in a state of elevated anxiety for at least 48 hours prior. I will have spent hours, if not days, engaging with the most challenging of my in-laws…past, present, and future.

Congratulations!!!!

He has such a pretty face. He should smile more.

As a kid I always wondered what would happen if Barbie and GI Joe had a kid. Now I know

Hot take: the coal industry has the worst business leadership. They could have read the marketplace, and pivoted, because, well, CAPITALISM. Nope, they whined and bribed until they could drag the country back into the Dark ages. Let’s bring back whaling too. FFS

I’ve been very busy in prison for 4 years…🙄
Also: security guy wearing the same suit he wears to usher/serve on the security team at church on Easter Sunday

I needed to hear this.