“Good news guys we invented the Evil-Rape Machine! Yeah it’s going to use all of our essential natural resources for survival but it’s so innovative!”

The world governments would cheer and governments & billionaires would invest trillions of dollars.

This timeline is so stupid.

I’ve decided, to help the Glorious Corporation ExxonMobil reduce its Carbon-Footprint, that I will be killing my self so they can profit their shareholders. (I am mentally chill this is for satirical comedy purposes please advise all 3 letter American agencies, Israel & therapists)

Destroying my body speed run any%

Trump & Diddy should release a song about how they definitely don’t diddle kids

The Roof of my mouth hates to see food coming

I’m fairly certain Trump picked his cabinet by asking AI to generate a list of people who would lightly suck on raw hot dogs and return them without a receipt at Walmart asking for cash back.