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Fighting Uruk-Kai
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"...what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams..."

They/Them. Neurodivergent (AuDHD/BPD). Aspiring author, experienced gaymer, and forever daydreamer/reader. Korean American. INFP.

Dark/monster romance/smut enjoyer (especially Orcs.) Minors DNI.
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November 20, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
*walks up to a too tall podium and taps on the microphone. After the feedback clears:* Hello. I didn't know how X worked, so I am not sure how this is going to work either. I am here to post fanfics and slobber over Orcs and Goblins. That is all.
a girl stands at a podium in front of the white house washington
ALT: a girl stands at a podium in front of the white house washington
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Pronouns: They/Them
Height: 5'3" (I am actually quite tall for a Hobbit...)
Zodiac: Libra ♎️
Smoke: Weed and tobacco
Tattoos: One so far. I have plans for many more.
Piercings: None but contemplating a few
Fave drink: Monster Juice Pipeline Punch, orange gatorade, and green plum tea
I'll play.

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'7"
Zodiac: Aquarius ♒
Smoke: 420 erry day
Tattoos: one. You probably haven't seen it.
Piercings: 1 in my right ear, 2 plus an industrial in my left, and barbells thru my nipples.
Fave drink: coffee, wine, bourbon
Getting to know each other

Pronouns: he/they (he is fine)
Height: 5’10"
Shoe: 11 wide
Zodiac: Scorpio ♏️
Smoke: weed
Tattoos: just one
Piercings: 0 and no interest
Fave Drink: coffee, root beer, cola
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Next up: a cartoon from the November 29, 1954 issue of Newsweek’s review of Fellowship of the Ring. Yes, they are actually called “feathered orcs” in the review!
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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your honor, i wish to emphasize two things.
1. orcs and goblins in tolkien lore are basically the same thing, so shut up.
2. this is a before and after tf. so shut up.
that funny posture meme
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM