I want an election where we just put both candidates into the white house and then make a reality show about it

Thought I'd share my 2025 motto! 👇🏻

And a gentle reminder to join your local Democratic Club! 💙

"Christmas comes this time each year"

yeah that's how holidays work.

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

You don’t have “too many books.” You have a perfectly curated library.

golf should have goalies