figlizard.bsky.social
@figlizard.bsky.social
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
What did Al ever do to you?
a man with long hair and a beard wearing a hat
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Adult Human Chicken
a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings
ALT: a cartoon chicken is standing in front of buildings
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I think that the student wrote a failing paper on purpose. She saw Riley Gaines and realized that it was easier to become a right wing grifter than to earn a degree and pursue an honest living.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every accusation that they make is a confession of what they want to do to others. See also: calling trans people "groomers" and accusing universities of "indoctrination."
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's fine, we just need to harvest all of the mass of Jupiter and turn that into chips somehow so that we can make more virtual girlfriends for Elon Musk
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Death's Shadow?
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Three out of four dogs recommend Kher Deavotes. Ask your dog if Kher Deavotes is right for you.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you can't invent your own universe, store-bought is fine.
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Or create 39 mountains with Valakut in play
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM