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Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas.bsky.social

1.6K followers 1.1K following 1.1K posts

writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 5h

Live your life like you're Kevin Gausman celebrating a series win.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 5h

The NY on their hats stands for Next Year

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 5h

Leafs beat Habs to open the season
Jays beat Yankees in the playoffs

I AM LIVING MY BEST LIIIIIFE

Screenshot of a girl from an anime with dark grey hair and violet eyes. She's lightly blushing and the caption says "you're having lewd thoughts aren't you"

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 5h

DUUUUBBBBSSSSS IN CHAAATTT JAYS FANSSSSSSSSS

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

"what the fuck was that man?"

Clement mad.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

WILL NYE THE SCORING GUY

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

A GOAL FOR PAPI ON TOP OF IT ALL!? YEAAAAH BABYYY

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

They keep doing it.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 7h

Jays and Leafs are scoring at the same time.

Oh god, their cycles have synced.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

I've seen enough, I'm calling it.

Toronto with a 4-1 lead late in an elimination game? It's all smooth sailing from here.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 6h

This is why I have the only correct ranking.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 7h

Jays and Leafs are scoring at the same time.

Oh god, their cycles have synced.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 8h

OH NO

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 8h

Leafs are winning.
Jays are winning.
My dad made me some sweet wax wings.

Nothing can go wrong now.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 8h

Leafs are winning.
Jays are winning.
My dad made me some sweet wax wings.

Nothing can go wrong now.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 8h

BOBBY MCMANN THE MAN WITH A PLAN FROM WILL NYE THE ASSISTING GUY

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 9h

a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .

Alt: Scene from Modern Family (I think) of a dad spraying a young boy with a water bottle.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 10h

go sportsball vs once more unto the breach dear friends

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 10h

only for the sadistic-ass leafs

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 10h

With hockey starting, I want to issue an apology to my followers who are about to see a dark tone shift.

"But you post about the Jays, how much worse-"

You fool. The Jays are a cutie I have a will they/wont they with. The Leafs are a goth baddie in combat boots that wants me dead and I love her.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

Jays, Leafs, Raptors, and TFC all play tomorrow.

If I don't survive the night, just know that I died doing what I loved, being mad at millionaires.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

Jays/Leafs fans to Jays/Leafs haters right now.

Screenshot from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs showing James Franco wearing a noose before execution. The caption says "First time? huh?"

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

If the Jays win this game I'll fold and put away my laundry.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

This game is like an opening act for the Toronto Maple Leafs season starting tomorrow.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

Meme with two panels. Left shows a smiling cartoon man with a larger man with a bat behind him. Right shows an even larger monster/man behind them both with a spiked bat.

Left reads it was 4-1, Right reads it was 6-1

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah baby, that's some good Toronto sports right there. That's the good stuff.

Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 1d

I watch superman fly away
You've got a busy day today
Go save the world, I'll be around

Photo of Vlad Guerrero Jr diving into home plate. The freeze frame has him stuck in a superman pose with his arms extended in front of him.