Midna's right, she has to sit around getting fatter.

The frog legs seem a tad out of place up there

Why is the idea of mashed up mangos the only thing that comes to mind looking at those blobs?

Kuroeda my beloved

Now now Pop, they have their own disability that they need to earn their human rights for.

And that is being ugly as all fuck on the inside.
And no amount of positive spin campaigns can ever cure it.

Traveling food seems to have agreed with her a bit too well.
Oh well, her only romantic rival is a horse, so she's still got an edge

Vera, everyone's favorite magical jester failgirl

Yo, fresh black pepper and some of the good salt, that makes fries taste fucking amazing.

Melted cheese is also a good option.

That's no reason to lie to us

I think you've been lying to us all along.
You aren't made of squares, you're just made of rectangles