Watch for Yahtzee's next video series: "Yahtzee embarrasses his kids with Dad Jokes."

"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood..."

Buff Samus is Best Samus

That was not very Rock and Stone of them.

More of a general statement for anyone reading this thread.

Go to thrift stores. They often have tons of old Uncle John's books to buy for dirt cheap.

There were so many data tricks used in Phantasy Star 1 to fit the game on a Master System cartridge that when making the enhanced version for the Switch, they couldn't even find the sprite data in the code for one of the enemies (Dr. Mad) and had to take a screenshot for the in-game bestiary.

There are hidden 1-Up mushrooms in the first stage of every world in the original Super Mario Brothers that are only available if you got all the coins in stage 3 of the previous world, but this check is ignored if you used a warp pipe.
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Clearly, the logical response is to start drawing grey alien porn.

Oh, geez, I remember this ad. Still pops into my memory on occasion, especially wondering if advertising your game is so ball-bustingly hard it'll take a lifetime to beat is really a sound advertising strategy.

Holy shit TF2 was right Shakespeare did create rocket jumping

"Cargo pants? Uhhh no buddy. Car go beep beep."

More evidence for the theory that the entire point of Sci-Fi was to put buff tomboy mechanic girls in tank tops.

Search Vlad G Pohnert on Youtube. My other top choices are We Want You For The Navy, and The Audition.