I asked my mechanic to do the rear main seal after the one I did failed 6 months in. He told me; 'you already know how to do it, you can save the money' and then sourced the part, lent me a specialised tool and gave me some extra advice.
Legend.

Excited to duel wield while filming my next extrajudicial execution

Reminds me of when they were convinced the USSR had brain washing, psychic capabilities because they couldn't fathom why people would resist American intervention