@finalglitch.bsky.social
I crave the lord
June 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I crave the lord
I’m that white boy that other white boys afraid of…mom hand me my yugioh deck
June 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m that white boy that other white boys afraid of…mom hand me my yugioh deck
Had this coworker talk to me fifteen min straight about video games. Bitch all these god damn games when can a brotha have some time to jack off?!
April 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Had this coworker talk to me fifteen min straight about video games. Bitch all these god damn games when can a brotha have some time to jack off?!
I’ve been known to put autism spectrum people back into the prism from whence they came
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’ve been known to put autism spectrum people back into the prism from whence they came
I’ve seen rugs so elaborate and so beautiful you’d cream your fucking pants like an idiot so NEVER in your life talk to me about hardwood floors or even marble for that matter
April 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ve seen rugs so elaborate and so beautiful you’d cream your fucking pants like an idiot so NEVER in your life talk to me about hardwood floors or even marble for that matter
I’m slow in the head but fast in bed (I cum too fast)
April 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m slow in the head but fast in bed (I cum too fast)
Thai noodles be so good for no reason as a matter of fact, how bout you put some of those noodles in my ass!
March 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thai noodles be so good for no reason as a matter of fact, how bout you put some of those noodles in my ass!
The grass doesn’t strive to be green, yet I strive to be perfect? Am I not already how I should be in my natural state? An animated collection of future ashes criticizing its clay like mold. How silly.
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The grass doesn’t strive to be green, yet I strive to be perfect? Am I not already how I should be in my natural state? An animated collection of future ashes criticizing its clay like mold. How silly.
Don’t tell me life isn’t beautiful when on my way to the gym I saw a Mexican man almost drop the lawn mower from the bed of his truck but caught it bc he’s so strong and an Asian woman eating a boiled egg in her car bc she’s so hungy.
March 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don’t tell me life isn’t beautiful when on my way to the gym I saw a Mexican man almost drop the lawn mower from the bed of his truck but caught it bc he’s so strong and an Asian woman eating a boiled egg in her car bc she’s so hungy.
A jelly fish doesn’t even look like a fucking fish what the fuck are we even doing
March 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A jelly fish doesn’t even look like a fucking fish what the fuck are we even doing
I think that instagram is looking at my eyes through my camera and analyzing what I’m focused on in the FYP grid to further populate more of that content but then creates a psychological profile based on how long and when (patterns) I’m looking at said content.
March 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think that instagram is looking at my eyes through my camera and analyzing what I’m focused on in the FYP grid to further populate more of that content but then creates a psychological profile based on how long and when (patterns) I’m looking at said content.
Some things I just can’t stand because I know it’s origins are rooted in trying to destroy me
March 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Some things I just can’t stand because I know it’s origins are rooted in trying to destroy me
Going to Walmart to recharge my Chi on this beautiful afternoon but also to just feel like a real person again #rollemback
February 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Going to Walmart to recharge my Chi on this beautiful afternoon but also to just feel like a real person again #rollemback
Sippin out this yeti cup they think im a monster
February 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sippin out this yeti cup they think im a monster
Sippin out this yeti cup they think im a monster
February 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sippin out this yeti cup they think im a monster
So much nature made vitamins in my system I might accidentally cum on you
February 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So much nature made vitamins in my system I might accidentally cum on you
So much nature made vitamins in my system I might just start running through buildings like the juggernaut but with sick ass oakleys on
February 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So much nature made vitamins in my system I might just start running through buildings like the juggernaut but with sick ass oakleys on
I can’t stand that “I have the pussy so I make the rules” shit. Now tell me when your trash day is again so I can make sure all the bins are out 😭
February 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I can’t stand that “I have the pussy so I make the rules” shit. Now tell me when your trash day is again so I can make sure all the bins are out 😭
Hitting the thousand mile stare as my chin rests on my wife’s shoulder during our hug because some things inside me will never find healing.
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Hitting the thousand mile stare as my chin rests on my wife’s shoulder during our hug because some things inside me will never find healing.