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Forced to experience Regina. The only broadcast of thoughts you’ll ever need. Fresca’s strongest soldier.
The lion does not concern himself with the use of ‘the lion’ as intermediary step to distance oneself from a thought so that it may be viewed with irony rather than authentically engaging with the world around them
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The lion does not concern himself with the use of ‘the lion’ as intermediary step to distance oneself from a thought so that it may be viewed with irony rather than authentically engaging with the world around them
Wore the pants that people compliment and got complimented. Unfortunately these are merely instances of conjunction and no insight can be gained into causality.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wore the pants that people compliment and got complimented. Unfortunately these are merely instances of conjunction and no insight can be gained into causality.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the monkey’s paw keeps flipping me off when no one else is looking
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the monkey’s paw keeps flipping me off when no one else is looking
forced to defend someone who is annoying from someone whonis wrong. many such cases.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
forced to defend someone who is annoying from someone whonis wrong. many such cases.
kicking my feet and giggling because I get to think of new puzzles and mysteries for an acquaintance who might try getting to know me. Deciding on what pieces of information I drop like a trail of breadcrumbs to lure them into my maze and abandon them in the walls
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
kicking my feet and giggling because I get to think of new puzzles and mysteries for an acquaintance who might try getting to know me. Deciding on what pieces of information I drop like a trail of breadcrumbs to lure them into my maze and abandon them in the walls
this dataset has 6000 rows and enough dummy variables to stuff a strawman with. There is no god—There’s only Ozgur Kayaalp and the harvard dataverse.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
this dataset has 6000 rows and enough dummy variables to stuff a strawman with. There is no god—There’s only Ozgur Kayaalp and the harvard dataverse.
The maple bugs are waging psychological warfare against me
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The maple bugs are waging psychological warfare against me
I would be so good at getting sacrificed upon an altar. Not for sins or anything just aesthetically
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I would be so good at getting sacrificed upon an altar. Not for sins or anything just aesthetically
They should make antifreeze even tastier
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They should make antifreeze even tastier
To satisfy karmic balance, however, we are also entering the season it would be thematically acceptable for me to die in
The time has come for my cold weather perfumes. My shackles have been released.
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To satisfy karmic balance, however, we are also entering the season it would be thematically acceptable for me to die in
The time has come for my cold weather perfumes. My shackles have been released.
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The time has come for my cold weather perfumes. My shackles have been released.
ragebaiting via Locke in the discord>>>
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ragebaiting via Locke in the discord>>>
The problem with scheming and plotting is that I automatically start to pace back and forth like a cartoon villain
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The problem with scheming and plotting is that I automatically start to pace back and forth like a cartoon villain
The notifications of a beautiful mind
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The notifications of a beautiful mind
Playgrounds were invented to stop british children from turning to crime. The increase in playground lameness has caused less engagement with playgrounds. If we wish to engage and exercise british children to lower crime there remains one ideal option: the mines. In this essay I will—
#peerreviewed
#peerreviewed
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Playgrounds were invented to stop british children from turning to crime. The increase in playground lameness has caused less engagement with playgrounds. If we wish to engage and exercise british children to lower crime there remains one ideal option: the mines. In this essay I will—
#peerreviewed
#peerreviewed
16 GB of RAM would fix me
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
16 GB of RAM would fix me
Gonna start citing people’s parents and birth year after referencing them for the first time in a conversation
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Gonna start citing people’s parents and birth year after referencing them for the first time in a conversation
I’m not built for inboxes. Stop putting things in there. I’m closed for business. Come back in 3-5 days and tell me about it over lunch.
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’m not built for inboxes. Stop putting things in there. I’m closed for business. Come back in 3-5 days and tell me about it over lunch.
Ran out of clothespins for the bandanification of the closet.
Many such cases 😔
Many such cases 😔
August 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ran out of clothespins for the bandanification of the closet.
Many such cases 😔
Many such cases 😔
An umlaut would fix me
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
An umlaut would fix me
Feeling gormful and chalant. Might say something earnest and beautiful today
August 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Feeling gormful and chalant. Might say something earnest and beautiful today
My enemies are being sent after me in abundance today
August 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My enemies are being sent after me in abundance today
Many people are saying my Contrapossto is smooth and effortless, while my loser rivals rely on the Adlocutio to appear strong! Very sad!
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Many people are saying my Contrapossto is smooth and effortless, while my loser rivals rely on the Adlocutio to appear strong! Very sad!
Weaponizing delusion by convincing myself visible progress is being made after each exercise
July 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Weaponizing delusion by convincing myself visible progress is being made after each exercise