Tori
@finding-tori.bsky.social
Goddess of Sarcasm
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
Unfortunately I have the memory of a goldfish, but I did recently remember who TF I am 💁🏻♀️
Now excuse me while I straighten my crown 👑💋
So this is what pops up when I open this app for the first time in dayssss 🤣💁🏻♀️
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
So this is what pops up when I open this app for the first time in dayssss 🤣💁🏻♀️
I need to stop opening bluesky when I can’t sleep. It only makes things worse.
But yes to the movie question…then just stay inside me and we can take a nap, then fuck again 😉
But yes to the movie question…then just stay inside me and we can take a nap, then fuck again 😉
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I need to stop opening bluesky when I can’t sleep. It only makes things worse.
But yes to the movie question…then just stay inside me and we can take a nap, then fuck again 😉
But yes to the movie question…then just stay inside me and we can take a nap, then fuck again 😉
Once again I have absolutely no idea what I was going to do before seeing this…always distracting me!! 🔥😏
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Once again I have absolutely no idea what I was going to do before seeing this…always distracting me!! 🔥😏
😈if only you were really giving it to me whenever I want! 😏I also have no idea why the word ‘nostalgic’ was in my comment above 🤣😊
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
😈if only you were really giving it to me whenever I want! 😏I also have no idea why the word ‘nostalgic’ was in my comment above 🤣😊
Feel free to make it my Christmas gift since I nostalgic now opened Bluesky for the first time in several days 😏😘
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Feel free to make it my Christmas gift since I nostalgic now opened Bluesky for the first time in several days 😏😘
That’s not shadows you’re playing with!! 🤣😘🥵🥵
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
That’s not shadows you’re playing with!! 🤣😘🥵🥵
😏 I think I liked this enough for 50 ppl 🤣
Merry Christmas 💋
Merry Christmas 💋
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
😏 I think I liked this enough for 50 ppl 🤣
Merry Christmas 💋
Merry Christmas 💋
Why thank you, I grew them myself 😆🫶
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Why thank you, I grew them myself 😆🫶
Mine always do! 😊 My pies are always ugly though cuz I’m impatient hahaha
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mine always do! 😊 My pies are always ugly though cuz I’m impatient hahaha
I would make the perfect housewife, come get me lol 🫶
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I would make the perfect housewife, come get me lol 🫶
So you’re proposing to me then? 😆
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So you’re proposing to me then? 😆
Ok let’s start planning 😉🫶
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok let’s start planning 😉🫶
I have the best ideas
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have the best ideas
Be right there, I need lots of practice 🫠
a plane is flying over a field with the words coming in hot written below it
ALT: a plane is flying over a field with the words coming in hot written below it
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November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Be right there, I need lots of practice 🫠
I’m only one person…so I’m not to be held completely responsible 🤣🤣😘
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m only one person…so I’m not to be held completely responsible 🤣🤣😘