existential shred🍁☕️
@finitejest.bsky.social
I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it."
Continuing a Thanksgiving tradition that I began in 2020: not going.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Continuing a Thanksgiving tradition that I began in 2020: not going.
venmo me when you get home so I know you’re safe❤️
September 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
venmo me when you get home so I know you’re safe❤️
“why do you type everything in lowercase?”
anticapitalist.
anticapitalist.
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“why do you type everything in lowercase?”
anticapitalist.
anticapitalist.
I hope this email finds you dead, wrapped in plastic.
February 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hope this email finds you dead, wrapped in plastic.
When I make out with someone outside a bar it's not embarrassing. I'm actually collecting life experiences—like some of our greatest literary figures.
January 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When I make out with someone outside a bar it's not embarrassing. I'm actually collecting life experiences—like some of our greatest literary figures.
grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary
December 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM
grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary
i love winter, i hope i freeze to death
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
i love winter, i hope i freeze to death