Fiona
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Ok our neighbor just asked my husband if I was “4 or 5 months along” so I guess maybe it is not society’s fault & I just don’t look as pregnant as I feel?
if our country is so pro life then why am I as an 8 months pregnant person bagging my own groceries and putting them in my car without anyone asking if I need help
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ok our neighbor just asked my husband if I was “4 or 5 months along” so I guess maybe it is not society’s fault & I just don’t look as pregnant as I feel?
if our country is so pro life then why am I as an 8 months pregnant person bagging my own groceries and putting them in my car without anyone asking if I need help
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
if our country is so pro life then why am I as an 8 months pregnant person bagging my own groceries and putting them in my car without anyone asking if I need help
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Rob Reiner is so much more than just a director, but I am struck at his ability to be so versatile during that great span of movies he made. Rather than dwell on the constant, horrible conversations, I want to celebrate someone who I hope will be remembered as an artist for real human emotions 🧵
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Rob Reiner is so much more than just a director, but I am struck at his ability to be so versatile during that great span of movies he made. Rather than dwell on the constant, horrible conversations, I want to celebrate someone who I hope will be remembered as an artist for real human emotions 🧵
They should invent a proton pump inhibitor that works
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
They should invent a proton pump inhibitor that works
The fact that you have to prep your home for a baby while you are pregnant is so stupid it’s like if you could only train for a marathon while your leg was broken
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The fact that you have to prep your home for a baby while you are pregnant is so stupid it’s like if you could only train for a marathon while your leg was broken
people on threads complaining the parade broadcast has too many commercials. girl you are watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBCUniversal Comcast Peacock, where all the floats have always been “United healthcare’s sugar plum fairies” with a lip synced performance by rick astley’s nephew
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
people on threads complaining the parade broadcast has too many commercials. girl you are watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBCUniversal Comcast Peacock, where all the floats have always been “United healthcare’s sugar plum fairies” with a lip synced performance by rick astley’s nephew
feel like I’m turning into the dead cockroach I saw in the Costco parking lot the other day. Very Costcoesque.
October 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
feel like I’m turning into the dead cockroach I saw in the Costco parking lot the other day. Very Costcoesque.
I’m hearing reports Bluesky is back
I got a minor brain injury that prevents me from spending too much time on internet right around the same time that everyone started switching to bluesky, what’s the vibe over here these days?
October 19, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I’m hearing reports Bluesky is back
I got a minor brain injury that prevents me from spending too much time on internet right around the same time that everyone started switching to bluesky, what’s the vibe over here these days?
November 28, 2023 at 5:10 AM
I got a minor brain injury that prevents me from spending too much time on internet right around the same time that everyone started switching to bluesky, what’s the vibe over here these days?
Hey just wanted to let you know your order is ready on the counter at blue bottle
October 22, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Hey just wanted to let you know your order is ready on the counter at blue bottle
all the swifties are learning about football and buying travis kelce jerseys, I took things a step further by getting an actual concussion
October 2, 2023 at 12:15 AM
all the swifties are learning about football and buying travis kelce jerseys, I took things a step further by getting an actual concussion
they should invent a smoothie that is salty (don’t say soup)
September 19, 2023 at 2:20 AM
they should invent a smoothie that is salty (don’t say soup)
the new sign for a woman in crisis isn’t getting bangs it’s have 6 different Notes app notes about how to start a morning routine
August 25, 2023 at 9:38 PM
the new sign for a woman in crisis isn’t getting bangs it’s have 6 different Notes app notes about how to start a morning routine
Red-pilled, blue-pilled, nah son I’m lactaid-pilled
August 22, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Red-pilled, blue-pilled, nah son I’m lactaid-pilled
When it’s time to do the wave at a sporting event
July 31, 2023 at 5:57 AM
When it’s time to do the wave at a sporting event
Party’s over (my husband got a bluesky invite)
July 24, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Party’s over (my husband got a bluesky invite)
“Girl dinner” this, “girl dinner” that. What about “marketer lunch” ?
July 21, 2023 at 6:30 PM
“Girl dinner” this, “girl dinner” that. What about “marketer lunch” ?
Yet another app for me to threaten to start a newsletter on
July 20, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Yet another app for me to threaten to start a newsletter on