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Just wanted to let some of you know, I'm NOT the former Senator, just in case 😏
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social Don't forget your Mum's birthday on Monday 🤭
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social Don't forget your Mum's birthday on Monday 🤭
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He'd have my vote!
February 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
He'd have my vote!
Goodness only knows what's going on with my body these days.
I wouldn't even cross the street for a block of chocolate any more, but get slightly panicked if I have fewer than 3 "emergency" tins of sardines, kippers or herrings in the pantry 🤷
I wouldn't even cross the street for a block of chocolate any more, but get slightly panicked if I have fewer than 3 "emergency" tins of sardines, kippers or herrings in the pantry 🤷
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Goodness only knows what's going on with my body these days.
I wouldn't even cross the street for a block of chocolate any more, but get slightly panicked if I have fewer than 3 "emergency" tins of sardines, kippers or herrings in the pantry 🤷
I wouldn't even cross the street for a block of chocolate any more, but get slightly panicked if I have fewer than 3 "emergency" tins of sardines, kippers or herrings in the pantry 🤷
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Let's get this circulated!! 😤
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
If someone knocks on my door unexpectedly, and it happens maybe twice a year if that, I'm still like oh who is it NOW?!
So why have I just knocked myself out scrubbing down the entire front of my house to make sure it looks "welcoming"?
😆🤣🤯😇😄🤣
So why have I just knocked myself out scrubbing down the entire front of my house to make sure it looks "welcoming"?
😆🤣🤯😇😄🤣
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If someone knocks on my door unexpectedly, and it happens maybe twice a year if that, I'm still like oh who is it NOW?!
So why have I just knocked myself out scrubbing down the entire front of my house to make sure it looks "welcoming"?
😆🤣🤯😇😄🤣
So why have I just knocked myself out scrubbing down the entire front of my house to make sure it looks "welcoming"?
😆🤣🤯😇😄🤣
The neighbours are havin a noisy party 😁
February 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The neighbours are havin a noisy party 😁
Silent lightning is so eerie. Quite beautiful but a bit terrifying too.
Opened the front door at midnight to see if I could hear anything ...
Only a thousand pobblebonks awake and calling after all the rain the night before. I've missed them 🐸🤗🐸
Opened the front door at midnight to see if I could hear anything ...
Only a thousand pobblebonks awake and calling after all the rain the night before. I've missed them 🐸🤗🐸
February 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Silent lightning is so eerie. Quite beautiful but a bit terrifying too.
Opened the front door at midnight to see if I could hear anything ...
Only a thousand pobblebonks awake and calling after all the rain the night before. I've missed them 🐸🤗🐸
Opened the front door at midnight to see if I could hear anything ...
Only a thousand pobblebonks awake and calling after all the rain the night before. I've missed them 🐸🤗🐸
My one and only reason for still having a landline is so I can walk around my bloody garden calling my mobile phone 🤨
February 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My one and only reason for still having a landline is so I can walk around my bloody garden calling my mobile phone 🤨
Rain gauge was a double brimmed this morning! Pretty sure that was more than the whole of January 😲
No damage, hope everyone else was as lucky. Sky looks so innocent now, butter wouldn't melt in its mouth 😇
No damage, hope everyone else was as lucky. Sky looks so innocent now, butter wouldn't melt in its mouth 😇
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Rain gauge was a double brimmed this morning! Pretty sure that was more than the whole of January 😲
No damage, hope everyone else was as lucky. Sky looks so innocent now, butter wouldn't melt in its mouth 😇
No damage, hope everyone else was as lucky. Sky looks so innocent now, butter wouldn't melt in its mouth 😇
Clearly I'm even older, and obviously from Melbourne, cos my first mental image was poor old Graham Teasdale in his brown velvet tux on Brownlow night 😏
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Clearly I'm even older, and obviously from Melbourne, cos my first mental image was poor old Graham Teasdale in his brown velvet tux on Brownlow night 😏
I'm so used to tricking my brain out of the pre-shower procrastination that I deliberately ignored the "wait, wasn't there something else..."
½ way through rinsing off soap and shampoo, ohh ffffuck, that was it...
Check the gas bottle!
😵🥶
½ way through rinsing off soap and shampoo, ohh ffffuck, that was it...
Check the gas bottle!
😵🥶
January 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm so used to tricking my brain out of the pre-shower procrastination that I deliberately ignored the "wait, wasn't there something else..."
½ way through rinsing off soap and shampoo, ohh ffffuck, that was it...
Check the gas bottle!
😵🥶
½ way through rinsing off soap and shampoo, ohh ffffuck, that was it...
Check the gas bottle!
😵🥶
Just wanted to let some of you know, I'm NOT the former Senator, just in case 😏
January 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Just wanted to let some of you know, I'm NOT the former Senator, just in case 😏
Sound UP
Even Alfred Hitchcock would have thought these bird noises would seem too over the top 😬
Even Alfred Hitchcock would have thought these bird noises would seem too over the top 😬
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sound UP
Even Alfred Hitchcock would have thought these bird noises would seem too over the top 😬
Even Alfred Hitchcock would have thought these bird noises would seem too over the top 😬
Whoever is in charge of the soundtrack up here on my hill it's like they've tried to squeeze in every bird they can think of. Eerie AF 🙄
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Whoever is in charge of the soundtrack up here on my hill it's like they've tried to squeeze in every bird they can think of. Eerie AF 🙄
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"There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in."
-- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
-- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in."
-- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
-- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Who wants to get this happening here?
Australians could get behind Buy Nothing Day en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_Not....
Buy Nothing Day - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
January 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Who wants to get this happening here?
I've had this vague idea for a while now, with admittedly not the first clue how to disseminate it or test its efficacy...
what if we picked a date and prepared in advance, and enough of us just stayed home that day, neither providing nor purchasing a single item or service.
Would it be noticed?
what if we picked a date and prepared in advance, and enough of us just stayed home that day, neither providing nor purchasing a single item or service.
Would it be noticed?
January 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I've had this vague idea for a while now, with admittedly not the first clue how to disseminate it or test its efficacy...
what if we picked a date and prepared in advance, and enough of us just stayed home that day, neither providing nor purchasing a single item or service.
Would it be noticed?
what if we picked a date and prepared in advance, and enough of us just stayed home that day, neither providing nor purchasing a single item or service.
Would it be noticed?
Fire on the edge of town yesterday. Newbie with an angle grinder 🤦🤨
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fire on the edge of town yesterday. Newbie with an angle grinder 🤦🤨
I need a medal.
Went to a hardware store and did not even enter the garden section, let alone come home with plants that I have nowhere safe to plant at least til summer is over and I get some infrastructure sorted.
God I'm strong. And sensible.
Went to a hardware store and did not even enter the garden section, let alone come home with plants that I have nowhere safe to plant at least til summer is over and I get some infrastructure sorted.
God I'm strong. And sensible.
January 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I need a medal.
Went to a hardware store and did not even enter the garden section, let alone come home with plants that I have nowhere safe to plant at least til summer is over and I get some infrastructure sorted.
God I'm strong. And sensible.
Went to a hardware store and did not even enter the garden section, let alone come home with plants that I have nowhere safe to plant at least til summer is over and I get some infrastructure sorted.
God I'm strong. And sensible.
Having my 2nd procrasticoffee before driving 40 minutes to centrelink 😫
Can *finally clarify Dad's financial position after 18 months of processing his wife's estate, and if they have a go at me for the delay due to the covid induced brain death of the solicitor I may just have a public meltdown 😒
Can *finally clarify Dad's financial position after 18 months of processing his wife's estate, and if they have a go at me for the delay due to the covid induced brain death of the solicitor I may just have a public meltdown 😒
January 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Having my 2nd procrasticoffee before driving 40 minutes to centrelink 😫
Can *finally clarify Dad's financial position after 18 months of processing his wife's estate, and if they have a go at me for the delay due to the covid induced brain death of the solicitor I may just have a public meltdown 😒
Can *finally clarify Dad's financial position after 18 months of processing his wife's estate, and if they have a go at me for the delay due to the covid induced brain death of the solicitor I may just have a public meltdown 😒
Cool enough to work in the garden today so I have hay fever instead.
Fuck hay fever.
Sideways.
Fuck hay fever.
Sideways.
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cool enough to work in the garden today so I have hay fever instead.
Fuck hay fever.
Sideways.
Fuck hay fever.
Sideways.
Weight loss aid. IYKYK.
Every bathroom should have one.
Every bathroom should have one.
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Weight loss aid. IYKYK.
Every bathroom should have one.
Every bathroom should have one.