Lindsey
firebird308.bsky.social
Lindsey
@firebird308.bsky.social
Fled the Bad Place. Here mostly to follow and comment on other people's stuff, rather than make my own.
The only time I want to talk to an employee before the checkout line is if I need help finding something or need someone to get something down for me. (I am short.)
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's not the white people he wants to deport.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No, it is not.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That's a waste of perfectly good syrup.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pretty sure it's because it's a continent full of black people.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I'm just staring at that shirt, lol.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The bug invasion for the year has started for me, too. ::stares up at corner full of bugs::
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah. Person talked to regarding disability for me agreed that I should be on it. The bean-counters thought otherwise. 🙃
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Well, he came over here to complain, so he may have seen your comment yet!
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I read too fast and read hardware as harddrive.
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm guessing this is regarding the guy who showed up on the stinky feet post yesterday, who I ended up blocking.
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just heard Billy Mays in my head. Thanks?
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Teefs!
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What about elevensies?
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why not both?
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Being put in a time machine and being sent back to his time to deal with his insanity in person?
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Brain kind of ground to a halt at the end. 'Wait, wasn't the Iron Cross--Ohhhhh.' (It's German, for those who don't know.)
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If my pea-brained cat can understand that I don't share food, so can this kid.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not all states require a front license plate, either. Indiana doesn't.
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My girl in my pfp once farted so bad, she drove me out of my own bedroom, but she never made herself puke from stink crime. (Or anybody else I've had since her.)
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
He looks very dignified. (I'm aware that the dignity is a lie.)
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I graduated from high school twenty years ago and I *still* get dreams when I'm in it. (Sometime's the building is a mix of my high school and middle school.)
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same. I cry in my dream, I cry in real life and wake myself up.
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Well, it might make you laugh/cry at how bad it is.
October 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM