Pinned
now is the winter of our discotheque
"for where two or three are gathered in my name, there...is canon"
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"for where two or three are gathered in my name, there...is canon"
merry christmas (eve) from my parents’ house where we’re all saying “very nice” to each other in a borat voice for ????? Reasons
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
merry christmas (eve) from my parents’ house where we’re all saying “very nice” to each other in a borat voice for ????? Reasons
millennial achievement of the day: got called “based” on twitch chat for recommending that someone change their fridge’s water filter
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
millennial achievement of the day: got called “based” on twitch chat for recommending that someone change their fridge’s water filter
just casually 100%ed the yellow line hbu
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
just casually 100%ed the yellow line hbu
“ohhh i thought you were saying wittgenstein was a fan of the new george clooney movie”
“maybe if you had a ouija board…”
“maybe if you had a ouija board…”
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“ohhh i thought you were saying wittgenstein was a fan of the new george clooney movie”
“maybe if you had a ouija board…”
“maybe if you had a ouija board…”
happy thanksgiving from virginia where we’re drinking montenegrin rakija!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
happy thanksgiving from virginia where we’re drinking montenegrin rakija!!
at the end of straight outta compton dre says "damn that shit was dope" which is an insanely bold thing to say about your own song but it IS dope
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
at the end of straight outta compton dre says "damn that shit was dope" which is an insanely bold thing to say about your own song but it IS dope
"the only redemption is in the desert" I sounded really profound but I was just talking about Las Vegas
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"the only redemption is in the desert" I sounded really profound but I was just talking about Las Vegas
now is the winter of our discotheque
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
now is the winter of our discotheque
i will diminish and go into the Whole Foods
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i will diminish and go into the Whole Foods
so apparently if you ask me, as a joke, if it’s true that autistic people love trains you’d better be ready for 15+ minutes of WMATA Facts
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
so apparently if you ask me, as a joke, if it’s true that autistic people love trains you’d better be ready for 15+ minutes of WMATA Facts
just wait till they find out what country Puerto Rico is part of
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
just wait till they find out what country Puerto Rico is part of
ok so the most amazing update:
* we finally settle on oct 5
* i get a text "i'm so sorry I missed our appointment"
* it is: september 27th
* "no worries, we were scheduled for oct 5!"
* "i can't do that date"
* we finally settle on oct 5
* i get a text "i'm so sorry I missed our appointment"
* it is: september 27th
* "no worries, we were scheduled for oct 5!"
* "i can't do that date"
September 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ok so the most amazing update:
* we finally settle on oct 5
* i get a text "i'm so sorry I missed our appointment"
* it is: september 27th
* "no worries, we were scheduled for oct 5!"
* "i can't do that date"
* we finally settle on oct 5
* i get a text "i'm so sorry I missed our appointment"
* it is: september 27th
* "no worries, we were scheduled for oct 5!"
* "i can't do that date"
jackdaws don’t know about my big sphinx of quartz
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
jackdaws don’t know about my big sphinx of quartz
congrats to tylenol for making me so rad i guess 💁♀️
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
congrats to tylenol for making me so rad i guess 💁♀️
imagine if they let maltese words in scrabble
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
imagine if they let maltese words in scrabble
genuinely do not understand what happened here
September 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
genuinely do not understand what happened here
disco elysium boys could deduce me right away
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
disco elysium boys could deduce me right away
they really did name this blend “valley mountain” 🤦♀️
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
they really did name this blend “valley mountain” 🤦♀️
I’ve been on a bus stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for 45 minutes, the rain is dripping through the ceiling and making a puddle on my seat, and I just got to the first smut scene in the romance novel I’m reading. Most fucking hilarious shit to ever happen
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’ve been on a bus stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for 45 minutes, the rain is dripping through the ceiling and making a puddle on my seat, and I just got to the first smut scene in the romance novel I’m reading. Most fucking hilarious shit to ever happen
also first act upon returning to the us was to stomp a lanternfly, let it never be said I was not a true patriot
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
also first act upon returning to the us was to stomp a lanternfly, let it never be said I was not a true patriot
the dulles airport people mover is like someone forgot buses existed and reinvented them but terrible
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the dulles airport people mover is like someone forgot buses existed and reinvented them but terrible
i think i am in the top 0.05% of people by amount of time spent thinking about weapon of choice. like its possible i think about weapon of choice more than fatboy slim thinks about weapon of choice
love how fatboy slim slipped a sneaky lil dune reference into weapon of choice
September 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i think i am in the top 0.05% of people by amount of time spent thinking about weapon of choice. like its possible i think about weapon of choice more than fatboy slim thinks about weapon of choice