Fire Marshal Bill
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I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
I'm a Fire Marshal, let me show you something.
Just yell "Attercop" while throwing stones at them.
Worked in a story I read once.
Worked in a story I read once.
a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a dark room with a candle in the background .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a dark room with a candle in the background .
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November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just yell "Attercop" while throwing stones at them.
Worked in a story I read once.
Worked in a story I read once.
This scene is how I feel it is when Dems ask Republicans to protect healthcare.
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Grown Ups: NO NO NO NO NO! (MOVIE #SHORTS)
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November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This scene is how I feel it is when Dems ask Republicans to protect healthcare.
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Myst, because I still have no idea what I was supposed to do on that stupid island.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Myst, because I still have no idea what I was supposed to do on that stupid island.
So his plan is to bypass the insurance companies and have the government directly pay Americans to cover their healthcare costs?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So his plan is to bypass the insurance companies and have the government directly pay Americans to cover their healthcare costs?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
Does he realize doctors' and hospital bills are healthcare costs, but insurance is just a cost to an intermediary?
So his plan is government healthcare?
"Sharp Showers: A Knives Out Mystery"
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Sharp Showers: A Knives Out Mystery"
Every meeting there's another photo of Trump falling asleep...
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every meeting there's another photo of Trump falling asleep...
If we stop testing, there wouldn't be as many cases.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If we stop testing, there wouldn't be as many cases.
If it wasn't for the fact he cost Fox News 3/4 of a billion dollars, he'd still be there as their highest rated host on their most watched program.
Which is a weird thing to realize. Fox News's highest rated host was so successful he cost them 3/4 of a billion dollars.
Which is a weird thing to realize. Fox News's highest rated host was so successful he cost them 3/4 of a billion dollars.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If it wasn't for the fact he cost Fox News 3/4 of a billion dollars, he'd still be there as their highest rated host on their most watched program.
Which is a weird thing to realize. Fox News's highest rated host was so successful he cost them 3/4 of a billion dollars.
Which is a weird thing to realize. Fox News's highest rated host was so successful he cost them 3/4 of a billion dollars.
This is exactly why I am deeply suspicious of any private school or "academy" that started in the 1960s.
The odds they were initially founded so white parents could continue to send their kids to a whites only school is near absolute.
The odds they were initially founded so white parents could continue to send their kids to a whites only school is near absolute.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is exactly why I am deeply suspicious of any private school or "academy" that started in the 1960s.
The odds they were initially founded so white parents could continue to send their kids to a whites only school is near absolute.
The odds they were initially founded so white parents could continue to send their kids to a whites only school is near absolute.
Anyone else reminded of Zorg choking?
a close up of a man 's face with a glass in his hand
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November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Anyone else reminded of Zorg choking?
"I, the LORD, the first, and with the last; I am He"
Isaiah 41:4
Since God used pronouns, I think maybe God's okay with pronouns.
Isaiah 41:4
Since God used pronouns, I think maybe God's okay with pronouns.
a man says it seems logical while wearing a blue shirt
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November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"I, the LORD, the first, and with the last; I am He"
Isaiah 41:4
Since God used pronouns, I think maybe God's okay with pronouns.
Isaiah 41:4
Since God used pronouns, I think maybe God's okay with pronouns.
"Food prices always go up" is a hell of a 180° from what they were saying a year ago.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Food prices always go up" is a hell of a 180° from what they were saying a year ago.
I had no idea that when the Constitution established three "separate, but equal" co-branches of the government, that meant that two of those branches should defer to the third when occupied by someone who doesn't care what the Constitution says they can or can't do.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I had no idea that when the Constitution established three "separate, but equal" co-branches of the government, that meant that two of those branches should defer to the third when occupied by someone who doesn't care what the Constitution says they can or can't do.
I thought they hated when people impeded traffic on the highways?
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I thought they hated when people impeded traffic on the highways?
Elsa says to make sure you pack snacks.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Elsa says to make sure you pack snacks.
F*ck your feelings.
Am I doing politics the right way?
Am I doing politics the right way?
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
F*ck your feelings.
Am I doing politics the right way?
Am I doing politics the right way?
Because of the "drug cartel" reasoning, I'm thinking more of the 31 year old Harrison Ford movie.
the man is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
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November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Because of the "drug cartel" reasoning, I'm thinking more of the 31 year old Harrison Ford movie.
Do you recognize this sandwich?
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
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November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do you recognize this sandwich?
I mean... It did get called out.
How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics share.google/YD2PkZJ9NwE9...
How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics share.google/YD2PkZJ9NwE9...
Analysis: How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics
Shortly after President Donald Trump abruptly ended an interview with “60 Minutes” anchor Lesley Stahl, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany showed up with a massively large book in tow.
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November 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I mean... It did get called out.
How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics share.google/YD2PkZJ9NwE9...
How President Trump’s surprise gift to ‘60 Minutes’ completely backfired | CNN Politics share.google/YD2PkZJ9NwE9...