Geoff Bee
@firingorder1432.bsky.social
This isn't my real picture. I'm a tortoiseshell.
My dog's name sounds close enough to "Siri" that whenever I yell at the dog, Siri pipes up. Makes for lots of memorable occasions when I'm trying to answer the door, the dog's barking, and my phone is talking to me.
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 AM
My dog's name sounds close enough to "Siri" that whenever I yell at the dog, Siri pipes up. Makes for lots of memorable occasions when I'm trying to answer the door, the dog's barking, and my phone is talking to me.
Seems like Trump's looking for an offramp and something he can spin as a victory.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Seems like Trump's looking for an offramp and something he can spin as a victory.
This is all a bunch of goalpost moving.
If the murder victim didn't have a gun, it would have been something else.
If the murder victim didn't have a gun, it would have been something else.
January 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is all a bunch of goalpost moving.
If the murder victim didn't have a gun, it would have been something else.
If the murder victim didn't have a gun, it would have been something else.
Ah yes. The old evil cop, bad cop strategy.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Ah yes. The old evil cop, bad cop strategy.
I just know some slimy consultant taught him how to do the various hand gestures when he talks. It all looks so...contrived.
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I just know some slimy consultant taught him how to do the various hand gestures when he talks. It all looks so...contrived.
most Democrats are so afraid of dropping a soundbite that makes them seem like they're sOft oN CrImE, or they don't SuPpOrT OuR TrOoPs, that they suffer from the public policy version of reversion to the mean.
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 PM
most Democrats are so afraid of dropping a soundbite that makes them seem like they're sOft oN CrImE, or they don't SuPpOrT OuR TrOoPs, that they suffer from the public policy version of reversion to the mean.
JD is a bearded lizard
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 AM
JD is a bearded lizard
ICEberg, dead ahead
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
ICEberg, dead ahead
Catchphrases like "catastrophic success" and "start from yes" make me think this guy has his vacuous head filled with airport books.
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Catchphrases like "catastrophic success" and "start from yes" make me think this guy has his vacuous head filled with airport books.
Out: UN
In: Temu UN
In: Temu UN
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Out: UN
In: Temu UN
In: Temu UN
Is this just a not-so-clever way to provoke the Cuban government to imprison and execute those suspected of being disloyal or with previous diplomatic ties to the US?
This crackdown could provide a pretext in the name of...freedom.
This crackdown could provide a pretext in the name of...freedom.
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Is this just a not-so-clever way to provoke the Cuban government to imprison and execute those suspected of being disloyal or with previous diplomatic ties to the US?
This crackdown could provide a pretext in the name of...freedom.
This crackdown could provide a pretext in the name of...freedom.
Certain places in the US aren't recognizable anymore either.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Certain places in the US aren't recognizable anymore either.
I guess she should have put a towel down before she sat on the couch.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I guess she should have put a towel down before she sat on the couch.
But aren't these vast fortunes all made on the basis of an economy that's 2/3 consumer spending?
What's their plan, sell crypto to each other while the plebs go back to the stone age?
What's their plan, sell crypto to each other while the plebs go back to the stone age?
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 AM
But aren't these vast fortunes all made on the basis of an economy that's 2/3 consumer spending?
What's their plan, sell crypto to each other while the plebs go back to the stone age?
What's their plan, sell crypto to each other while the plebs go back to the stone age?
shhh, it's antifa propaganda. The main character doesn't even drive a car.
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
shhh, it's antifa propaganda. The main character doesn't even drive a car.
5) Foyle's War: a foreign TV series for smart people
6) WARthog: what a loser, my favorite character was Uncle Scar
7) Elizabeth WARren: I forget, something about John Smith?
8) And one other
6) WARthog: what a loser, my favorite character was Uncle Scar
7) Elizabeth WARren: I forget, something about John Smith?
8) And one other
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
5) Foyle's War: a foreign TV series for smart people
6) WARthog: what a loser, my favorite character was Uncle Scar
7) Elizabeth WARren: I forget, something about John Smith?
8) And one other
6) WARthog: what a loser, my favorite character was Uncle Scar
7) Elizabeth WARren: I forget, something about John Smith?
8) And one other
1) Daddy Warbucks: nobody talks about him any more
2) War and Peace: some old book that nobody reads
3) Star Wars: overrated franchise with the loser Mark Hamill
4) War of the Worlds: Martians are not the enemy, folks
2) War and Peace: some old book that nobody reads
3) Star Wars: overrated franchise with the loser Mark Hamill
4) War of the Worlds: Martians are not the enemy, folks
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
1) Daddy Warbucks: nobody talks about him any more
2) War and Peace: some old book that nobody reads
3) Star Wars: overrated franchise with the loser Mark Hamill
4) War of the Worlds: Martians are not the enemy, folks
2) War and Peace: some old book that nobody reads
3) Star Wars: overrated franchise with the loser Mark Hamill
4) War of the Worlds: Martians are not the enemy, folks
It's gonna take longer than 10 years, and that's assuming there are some checks on executive power and/or congressional inaction that can be established. And good luck with that.
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
It's gonna take longer than 10 years, and that's assuming there are some checks on executive power and/or congressional inaction that can be established. And good luck with that.
TLM: Tiny Language Model
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
TLM: Tiny Language Model
I think it's absolutely crazy that a razor thin margin in the popular vote can lead to such enormous differences in policy and outcome.
It's like if I get to work a minute late I get fired, but if I get to work a minute early I get promoted.
It's like if I get to work a minute late I get fired, but if I get to work a minute early I get promoted.
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I think it's absolutely crazy that a razor thin margin in the popular vote can lead to such enormous differences in policy and outcome.
It's like if I get to work a minute late I get fired, but if I get to work a minute early I get promoted.
It's like if I get to work a minute late I get fired, but if I get to work a minute early I get promoted.
Sounds like Vance and Miller violated rule number 2.
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Sounds like Vance and Miller violated rule number 2.
The threesome joke.
Like this: Of course I was joking about a threesome with your friend. Unless, of course she's into it.
It's all about disguising aggressive pushes with "humor", and then pushing farther if they aren't met with sufficient resistance.
Like this: Of course I was joking about a threesome with your friend. Unless, of course she's into it.
It's all about disguising aggressive pushes with "humor", and then pushing farther if they aren't met with sufficient resistance.
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The threesome joke.
Like this: Of course I was joking about a threesome with your friend. Unless, of course she's into it.
It's all about disguising aggressive pushes with "humor", and then pushing farther if they aren't met with sufficient resistance.
Like this: Of course I was joking about a threesome with your friend. Unless, of course she's into it.
It's all about disguising aggressive pushes with "humor", and then pushing farther if they aren't met with sufficient resistance.
Trump missed out on supply and demand in econ 101.
Putting more money in people's pockets will increase demand, which raises prices.
Putting more money in people's pockets will increase demand, which raises prices.
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Trump missed out on supply and demand in econ 101.
Putting more money in people's pockets will increase demand, which raises prices.
Putting more money in people's pockets will increase demand, which raises prices.
There's a new Teapot Dome every day with this guy.
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
There's a new Teapot Dome every day with this guy.
Not only is this good for Canada's trade, it's also a backhanded fuck you to US auto exports to Canada.
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Not only is this good for Canada's trade, it's also a backhanded fuck you to US auto exports to Canada.