firmth.bsky.social
@firmth.bsky.social
We all got scars, they should have em too
Had a teacher who made us recite the quadratic formula to the tune of pop goes the weasel and I couldn't forget that to save my life.

Also, not poetry, but mine is the last line of Araby
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sales are down 15-20% across product categories for at least the past year at the distributor I work for, which it more wine and spirits focused than beer. Overcapacity is a problem, but people drinking less is a bigger one
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sly looks like a bad wax figure of himself holy crap
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
YouTube is unbearable with this. Also hilarious that every other one is about ejaculation or sports betting while creators covering even serious topics have to go to absurd lengths to self censor
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I get it but at the same time if I see Kevin hart one more time I might peel the skin off my own face
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He's honoring pelosis announced retirement by channeling her 2006 energy
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do they not do assessment testing and remedial courses anymore? As a high school dropout, I didn't know how to write when I got to college either, but they deduced that and helped me to correct it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Big City Greens is pretty good. Exception that doesn't disprove the point but just saying
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I once used the word decadent (incorrectly) to refer to palaces in Byzantium, and the greek-american professor wrote "did you mean to use 'opulent'? If not, it's an insult to my ancient heritage". He was right about opulent, but I don't see why he should have taken it personally
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I hate the ads and I hate the chuds but I swear to God people need to relax about literally any aspect of gambling. Some people do actually do it for fun and without problems.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
How the hell is Rodney harrison not in yet
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Seriously brine and breastplate and it actually CAN be easy
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There was that exchange in Airheads between Brendan fraser and joe Mantegna where frasers character was like "I don't give a shit about the Beatles man" and it felt wrong, like they were trying to shoehorn some generational conflict where there was none
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Same thing happened with low stakes online poker. Dominated by syndicates of people from places where the money is meaningful
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Check out videos by Michael talks about stuff on YouTube. I think he's got it all figured out
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I feel like more should be made of the stealing of everyone's belongings. It's essentially a good old fashioned pogrom
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You can't elect people who are in jail
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They were RIGHT THERE and did nothing, as usual
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
No he's a self hating bottom very very obviously
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
People say me too went too far and talk about like Aziz Ansari or some random dude from twitter. If they focused more on summers and Weinstein, they'd have a hard time arguing it didn't go far enough
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This song was like 5 years before they became a thing and when they became a thing I was embarrassed I had this on cd
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Someone recently pulled into my parking lot blasting this and wouldn't get out of the car until it was over
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ya maybe I misread, I saw hotel and Delta and thought unions
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I misread the delta part, 2 days makes more sense, but still
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM