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Or Barry Manilow. Or Barry Bonds. Or Barry Gibbs.
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Or Barry Manilow. Or Barry Bonds. Or Barry Gibbs.
I wish Matt Walsh was lost - we all know where that fucker is
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I wish Matt Walsh was lost - we all know where that fucker is
It could be Jason Kelce
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It could be Jason Kelce
Bongo and Kash are on it! They'll start looking really hard after Kash's girlfriend's concert this weekend in Nashville. Priorities!
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bongo and Kash are on it! They'll start looking really hard after Kash's girlfriend's concert this weekend in Nashville. Priorities!
Catturd left out in the cold again!
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Catturd left out in the cold again!
If only anyone could have put the drunk ass hypocritical white christian nationalist fox weekend dipshit his own mom fucking knows he's a woman beating asshole grandstanding low IQ Tom Nichols looking haircut motherfucker jigsaw pieces together we might not be in this predicament. Thanks Obama.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If only anyone could have put the drunk ass hypocritical white christian nationalist fox weekend dipshit his own mom fucking knows he's a woman beating asshole grandstanding low IQ Tom Nichols looking haircut motherfucker jigsaw pieces together we might not be in this predicament. Thanks Obama.
Maybe the moon will fall out of the fucking sky…it could happen
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Maybe the moon will fall out of the fucking sky…it could happen
Catturd is waiting for his turn motherfucker!
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Catturd is waiting for his turn motherfucker!
The drug companies are paying us to take the drugs now! Trump’s Erdos number is 62.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The drug companies are paying us to take the drugs now! Trump’s Erdos number is 62.
Stephen A. Smith is a moron
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Stephen A. Smith is a moron
Hegseth could land an F35 on that wispy blonde runway on Trump’s head
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hegseth could land an F35 on that wispy blonde runway on Trump’s head
Stop it guys. This cant be real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Stop it guys. This cant be real.
It’s almost like you dip shits don’t remember anything
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s almost like you dip shits don’t remember anything
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a gibbering dipshit
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a gibbering dipshit
that's what they want you to think
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
that's what they want you to think
Maybe the moon will fall out of the sky
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Maybe the moon will fall out of the sky
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a dipshit wrapped in a dumbfuck inside a douchebag
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
To be fair, Markwayne Mullet is a dipshit wrapped in a dumbfuck inside a douchebag
It’s almost like they’re criminal child raping sociopaths elected by the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet in the year of our Lord 2025 AD.
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It’s almost like they’re criminal child raping sociopaths elected by the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet in the year of our Lord 2025 AD.
Bongo & Kash - watch these zany incompetent bloggers fuck up everything they touch!
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Bongo & Kash - watch these zany incompetent bloggers fuck up everything they touch!
Jeezer is trying to reach out to you Tom … go with the flow
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Jeezer is trying to reach out to you Tom … go with the flow
You might miss a deviled egg but that’s about it
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You might miss a deviled egg but that’s about it
Polite golf clap
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Polite golf clap
He had a bunch of cash? Just spitballin’.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He had a bunch of cash? Just spitballin’.
Larry Summers versus Rahm Emanuel - who wins the biggest douchebag contest? It’s a close race.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Larry Summers versus Rahm Emanuel - who wins the biggest douchebag contest? It’s a close race.