Listen, say what you want about Charlie Brown, that summabitch knows how to put together a good Thanksgiving meal.

"When sitting for a job interview, it is important to always smell."

"What!?!?"

"Smile! I mean smile! It is important to always *smile*!"

"In the beginning, there was the cold and the night
Prophets and angels gave us the fire and the light
Man was triumphant, armed with the faith and the will
Even the darkest ages couldn't kill"
-B. Joel