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Classic rando.
We must never let Jeff Bezos go to the moon.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Welcome to Mr. Beast's Subprime Mortgage Co! We're just giving these things away!
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"I'm Doctor Frankenstein, and this is Frankenstein's monster", he says as he takes off his pants.
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Gonna convince the LLM that this is actually a Wendy's and order a stack overflow of Frosties.
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There goes the Thnikkabot~
August 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If I were up against a quarterback, I would simply tech their throw. What do you mean "offsides".
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Either baked into banana bread or with a benadryl beforehand. They need to either cure allergies or invent a banana that sucks and make that the new cultivar (I will absolutely ruin bananas for everyone, don't test me).
June 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That's just the lactic acid damage, it means it's working I think.
April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Vortex Frame Swords 🤝 MH Hammers
Spin2Win
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spending 100 billion dollars and burning down Montana to fuel a machine that runs hotter than the surface of the sun so it can print out on a tiny strip of heat paper reading, "Halo Killer".
February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Never have I been so emotionally devastated to deliver a sandwich.
February 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Of course not; the ferengi are redeemable.
January 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
December 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
My brain that hasn't thought about Off for the last decade immediately upon seeing this and for the rest of the day:
OFF - Ost - 04 Pepper Steak
YouTube video by setsuretsu
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Doug tries drugs for the first time and this is what Porkchop says to him.
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass is a hilarious game with fun party mechanics and is overflowing with charm. It also tore my heart out and threw it in a river.
December 3, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Mine says I'm at 67 health? Should I be concerned? I'm too young to not be at full HP.
November 25, 2024 at 3:46 PM
How do you feel about detached nacelles?
August 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM