Thanks. Next time that friend who keeps sending me his self-published novels asks me why I haven't read them yet, I can just say, "Prosciutto, man."

I mean, all for it, but that's an 80-year-old man dropping over 60 grand on an ad his target audience of 1 will likely never read. Somewhere his heirs are calling a meeting.

It's just a click away.

"The budget, which calls for $2 trillion in spending cuts in total, does not mention Medicaid specifically, but if the committee takes its cuts from everything that is not health care, it would still be more than $600 billion short, according to analysis by New York Times."

Thanks. The guy who hosted season 41, episode 4 was responsible for a few too.

Dan Aykroyd, obviously.

And, 10 seconds later, right behind Keith Richards. 🤔