As Sparks Fly Upwards
@fitzjohn.bsky.social
Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.
Plus a fucking big Toblerone.
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Plus a fucking big Toblerone.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Effing
2. Jeffing
3. That's it probably.
1. Effing
2. Jeffing
3. That's it probably.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Effing
2. Jeffing
3. That's it probably.
1. Effing
2. Jeffing
3. That's it probably.
Is he bowing, or merely trying to fit his arse into a seat?
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is he bowing, or merely trying to fit his arse into a seat?
Not forgetting Ringo Kidd.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not forgetting Ringo Kidd.
Top five film genres:
UK doyen in implausible goatee helps couple to foil satanic cult.
Swedish couple stop talking to each other, start again, then stop.
British army officers fight wordlessly over woman.
Man stands on rake. Repeatedly.
Explosions.
UK doyen in implausible goatee helps couple to foil satanic cult.
Swedish couple stop talking to each other, start again, then stop.
British army officers fight wordlessly over woman.
Man stands on rake. Repeatedly.
Explosions.
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Top five film genres:
UK doyen in implausible goatee helps couple to foil satanic cult.
Swedish couple stop talking to each other, start again, then stop.
British army officers fight wordlessly over woman.
Man stands on rake. Repeatedly.
Explosions.
UK doyen in implausible goatee helps couple to foil satanic cult.
Swedish couple stop talking to each other, start again, then stop.
British army officers fight wordlessly over woman.
Man stands on rake. Repeatedly.
Explosions.
His mind is breaking down. Any inhibitions (yes, I know) are disappearing. The ride is going to get even wilder. We may yet see a US President wave his dick on live TV. Though 'wave' may not be le mot juste.
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
His mind is breaking down. Any inhibitions (yes, I know) are disappearing. The ride is going to get even wilder. We may yet see a US President wave his dick on live TV. Though 'wave' may not be le mot juste.
I hope that apostrophe in "blanket's" haunts its perpetrator as much as it's haunting me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hope that apostrophe in "blanket's" haunts its perpetrator as much as it's haunting me.
I was busy this afternoon, so the commentary was coming over my shoulder, but I heard the phrase "the heartbeat of this side", and immediately knew exactly who he was talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I was busy this afternoon, so the commentary was coming over my shoulder, but I heard the phrase "the heartbeat of this side", and immediately knew exactly who he was talking about.
Donald Fucking Trump.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Donald Fucking Trump.
Sunday fucking afternoon.
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sunday fucking afternoon.
I think we can assume that the next President, of whatever party, will enter the White House after the Inauguration, and his or her first words will be "Get all this ugly shit off the walls".
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think we can assume that the next President, of whatever party, will enter the White House after the Inauguration, and his or her first words will be "Get all this ugly shit off the walls".
"Bovino" seems ill-fitting. "Mustelino" is more appropriate.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"Bovino" seems ill-fitting. "Mustelino" is more appropriate.
This is going to run like his perpetual tax audit.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is going to run like his perpetual tax audit.
"We iz cocksuckerz. We iz Trumpee. Wot yoo gonn do bowt itt?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"We iz cocksuckerz. We iz Trumpee. Wot yoo gonn do bowt itt?"
Every corrupt fucker on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every corrupt fucker on the planet.
I'm suing them for all the money in the world for renewing Not Going Out.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm suing them for all the money in the world for renewing Not Going Out.
They chop thieves' hands off. Then again, dumbfuck that he is, he may scurry there.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They chop thieves' hands off. Then again, dumbfuck that he is, he may scurry there.
This is all very late-Claudian. Donnie seems to have taken the Nero route.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is all very late-Claudian. Donnie seems to have taken the Nero route.
He could have dropped the mic with "My great-uncle. Robert F Kennedy. You know, RFK Senior. The sane one".
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He could have dropped the mic with "My great-uncle. Robert F Kennedy. You know, RFK Senior. The sane one".
Two hours is a trailer these days.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Two hours is a trailer these days.