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desperatedan
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rewilding things on behalf of every tree, every bee and every last blade of grass, fighting ME/CFS and watching the ongoing collapse of civilisation

trying to be nice, often fail, they/them
maybe they prefer "happy holidays"
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
he never really left
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
yeah, gwar were cool
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ah, a good old fashioned shimboning
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
what changed your mind?
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I dread to ask what happened to beloved well'ard
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
you shouldn't use the internet
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
follow them? in such a manner a restraining order should be applied for, perhaps
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
your article is worse than the thread

there shall be no quarter.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
all I want to type is redacted at this point
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
LA beast videos as survival prep
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
bless
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
maybe if he stood a bit to the left he wouldn't be squinting into the sun
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
you just do it anyway!*

*I bear no responsibility for the serious and life changing ramifications of this approach
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
watching her figure out mechanics gradually like this has been a highlight of catching up on the ratrun
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
feels like watching a toddler wave a loaded and cocked revolver
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ah yeah just like buttcoins and whatever that thing with the "unique" pictures was, forgot what it was called now, not going anywhere, whatsoever
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
with my friends, tmi just seems to have evolved into "listen the fuck up this is juicy"
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think it was "extending your routine"

great, can we extend this week by a week or so, so I can make sure there's time allocated for my inevitable crash and recovery?

no?

hmmmn.
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
yeah I came across exactly this after diagnosis-

occupational therapy team using badly photocopied guides all about "pacing" but it was clearly GET under a different name
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
if you have to ask-

-they are in the same bubble you are
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
third time today this has jump-scared me
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
shyness as a survival strategy

I *like* it
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
bit in the science museum with various cd players and a pack of marlboro lights absolutely wrecked me
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM