i'm nobody, who are you?
@fivek.bsky.social
she/her
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
📍the world's borough
author of "nobody politics"
Challenge accepted, scumbags
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Challenge accepted, scumbags
I was okay with following this guy until he started fantasizing about raping Kristi Noem on the TL. Please guys let's not do this!
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I was okay with following this guy until he started fantasizing about raping Kristi Noem on the TL. Please guys let's not do this!
This guy blocked me for saying he should chill on the VBIED talk. I maintain my position. Some of y'all need to chill.
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This guy blocked me for saying he should chill on the VBIED talk. I maintain my position. Some of y'all need to chill.
Tapping the sign
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Tapping the sign
Don't make me tap the sign!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Don't make me tap the sign!!
Don't make me tap the sign
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
I just can't spend time on Twitter anymore, it's like Facebook for nazis, and by that I mean it's full of braindead nazi slop
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I just can't spend time on Twitter anymore, it's like Facebook for nazis, and by that I mean it's full of braindead nazi slop
Vance tweeted this video mainly to prove Jonathan Ross's victim was a lesbian and therefore "not innocent" and worthy of death. The woman who is filming is belittling his masculinity (which is life-threatening harassment to a fascist), so he murders her wife in retaliation.
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Vance tweeted this video mainly to prove Jonathan Ross's victim was a lesbian and therefore "not innocent" and worthy of death. The woman who is filming is belittling his masculinity (which is life-threatening harassment to a fascist), so he murders her wife in retaliation.
Haha are you sure about that Matt?
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Haha are you sure about that Matt?
99¢ each. Long live the junk store!
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
99¢ each. Long live the junk store!
This Uncle Fester looking guy is Ricky Patel, head of HSI operations. Hey, unc!
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Uncle Fester looking guy is Ricky Patel, head of HSI operations. Hey, unc!
This is Ken Genalo, head of ICE removal operations in New York City. Hi, Ken!
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is Ken Genalo, head of ICE removal operations in New York City. Hi, Ken!
This guy looks like a vampire and keeps talking about working under the cover of darkness.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This guy looks like a vampire and keeps talking about working under the cover of darkness.
Noem starts off flanked by photos of Black men, a favorite target for this crowd. She kicks off with an anonymous story about a CPB agent being mugged in the park. Despite them being apprehended by NYPD within hours, she claims that this is why DHS has taken special interest in the city.
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Noem starts off flanked by photos of Black men, a favorite target for this crowd. She kicks off with an anonymous story about a CPB agent being mugged in the park. Despite them being apprehended by NYPD within hours, she claims that this is why DHS has taken special interest in the city.
When we take power, we will deport all of the podcasters to Greenland, and let the people there do what they will with them
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
When we take power, we will deport all of the podcasters to Greenland, and let the people there do what they will with them
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Master Race
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Master Race
Lmao they used Grok to make everyone into clowns
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Lmao they used Grok to make everyone into clowns
I keep this photo on my phone so I can look at it sometimes and remind myself
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I keep this photo on my phone so I can look at it sometimes and remind myself
Here's what my Venezuelan friend is sending me (sorry that it's not in English)
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Here's what my Venezuelan friend is sending me (sorry that it's not in English)
I found a new type of Blue MAGA and reader, it's horrifying
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I found a new type of Blue MAGA and reader, it's horrifying
I haven't been to Venezuela in about seven years but I don't think the people there are going to stand for this. They are just now waking up to this, just as we are.
Sending them all my love and solidarity. If you can make it out to a protest today, please go.
Sending them all my love and solidarity. If you can make it out to a protest today, please go.
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I haven't been to Venezuela in about seven years but I don't think the people there are going to stand for this. They are just now waking up to this, just as we are.
Sending them all my love and solidarity. If you can make it out to a protest today, please go.
Sending them all my love and solidarity. If you can make it out to a protest today, please go.
New year, not new me
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
New year, not new me
Kilmar Abrego Garcia (@kilmar.abrego.gar) has started his own TikTok account and is going through to hit like on every single positive comment ❤️🌈
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia (@kilmar.abrego.gar) has started his own TikTok account and is going through to hit like on every single positive comment ❤️🌈
Things are NOT going well at The New College lmao (this promotional video featuring Bill Maher and Elon Musk has 1,700 views)
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Things are NOT going well at The New College lmao (this promotional video featuring Bill Maher and Elon Musk has 1,700 views)