Dance like no one is watching, or in my case, dance to REO Speedwagon Keep on Loving You while my kid shows half his 4th grade class he’s currently FaceTiming. He doesn’t understand this is how mommy hypes herself up to wash dishes

I don’t want to adult anymore and also f**k 🧊

My teenager changed her alarm to the jingle my washing machine plays when the cycle is done and I don’t know if she’s trolling me or she actually likes the jingl- no she’s trolling me

One day I’d love to pass the torch to my kids, but knowing my kids, they’d make me hold it for them

Dear Pinterest Moms: I will not be spending my night bedazzling marshmallows or building tiny elf zip lines. Please show me ideas where the elf is stuffed in the fridge, duct-taped to the wall, or simply thrown across the room. Bonus points if the kids are mildly traumatized

Does anyone else treat AI with respect or did you never watch Terminator?

My son’s eating pumpkin pie like it’s pizza—just hands, no shame. And here I am with a fork, wondering why I’m not half as confident about anything in my life

The only running I’ll be doing this Thanksgiving is to the store

80s montage music is the perfect pairing to rage cleaning my home

This Thanksgiving I’m going sit at the kids table. I’d much rather listen to kids start their sentences with “bro” instead of listen to adults start their sentences with “I’m not a racist but…”