Tim Squelch
@fivepmcoffee.bsky.social
Nurse 🧑⚕️ yinzer 💛🖤
Undercover doggo
Hacker
Undercover doggo
Hacker
My husband makes really good rice
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 AM
My husband makes really good rice
Mother Theresa is living in my house
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Mother Theresa is living in my house
I have exactly 11 cats now
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have exactly 11 cats now
I’m the cat man, I collect cats
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m the cat man, I collect cats
I still have beef with the CTICU (justified)
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I still have beef with the CTICU (justified)
My fave thing in the morning is an XXXL cold brew
October 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My fave thing in the morning is an XXXL cold brew
I love my two cats, Tony and Charlie.
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I love my two cats, Tony and Charlie.
Hi I’m nurse Timmy
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hi I’m nurse Timmy
Gonna start using this for random thoughts. First one: why the fuck didn’t anyone tell me chess was actually fun???
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gonna start using this for random thoughts. First one: why the fuck didn’t anyone tell me chess was actually fun???
Why anyone would willingly choose to live in downtown Atlanta is beyond me.
November 15, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Why anyone would willingly choose to live in downtown Atlanta is beyond me.
Pennsylvania be like
October 3, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Pennsylvania be like
How many times do I need to sit in an airport for 8+ hours before I get an award?
September 9, 2023 at 7:09 PM
How many times do I need to sit in an airport for 8+ hours before I get an award?
You can pluck my unibrow but you can’t pluck anything else.
August 26, 2023 at 2:12 AM
You can pluck my unibrow but you can’t pluck anything else.
